Gaper moment today

JBriskco

JBriskco

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first off i was getting on the chairlift...with my dad

second i wasnt giving a flying fuck what was happening around me

and third i caught my ski in the snow and it just pulled me out of the lift and i got burried in the snow...i think it melted with embarrassment for me

 
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my most recent one was getting my back pack strap caught, i got off the lift only to see my pack hanging of the chair and heading back down the hill, i had to wave at the liftie to stop it,

peace
 
my buddy was getting off the chairlift and forgot about the poles he was sitting on. When he tried to get off he racked himself on his own poles because the poles were stuck on the chairlift. they had to stop the whole lift because of him. Everyone was LMFAO
 
haha this inspired me. like two weeks ago i got off the lift and was waiting for my boarder friends to strap in. there are these tall poles stuck in the snow to block off where the empty chairs swing around so people dont get knocked out and i didnt realize it when i saw them. so i ski in there and im sitting there when all of a sudden SMASH!>!@#$K i get knocked really fucking hard in the shoulder. it threw me like 3 feet and i was like what the fuck?? and i look up and see the chair going around...i felt like such a dumbass, and i looked up at the liftie in the booth and he was just staring at me like i was retarded...didnt even come out and yell at me because he knew i learned my lesson.
 
i was riding a snow bike at J and i had an ankle leash attached to it....when i tried to get off the lift, the bike wouldnt come off and the lifty wasnt paying attention sooooo....i got dragged around and hung upside down on the lift, luckily the strap broke before i was hanging really high up, and i landed in soft snow, but it was pretty fucking scary and i exchanged some harsh words with the lifty. haha
 
Today i was trying to get onto the superconnect and ended up dropping one of my poles right after we all started moving out of the gate. I wasn't about to go up without my pole, so I scooted back and grabbed it....but then the metal thing that opens and closes so people don't go at the wrong time closed on me and pushed me way over...then the chair scooped me up and i fell into the chair, and proceeded to pick up the 2 people we were skiing with. We all got on...but someone sat on me and our skis were stuck in a really awkward position for a little bit there. At least I got my poles...right?
 
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