Gaper concentration camp

SNOWMOWER

SNOWMOWER

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Keep running into loads of pounders coming down the backside of Clayton's peak-- acting all like they own the back-country--- as soon as you leave that gate you our entering snowmobile country-- which means move the fuck out of the way or get diced --- IF you don't want to deal with us go into LCC with all the rest of the GURU's----- These people all got attitude because we our lapping the shit out of the backside-- They drove up the fucking canyon and got on a fucking chairlift-- nobody is right here--talk to me when you walk from your house--- Some fucking Gomer today with clear goggle lens and some raging bitch leaking shit out her vag- got all fucking pissy today cause i blazed right by em---- lapping shit 10 to 1---- Word to all you beaters who hate sleds: FUCK YOU i am gonna climb the fucking hill anyways -until the police physically stop me

ps. kiss your snowboard boot pack good by--- I will leave skin trails--- Bring the beef and ill bring the heat
 
that's some motherfucker hate!!!!!!! Brings a goddamn tear to my eye, you've made me so proud.

Next time dick slap that bitch as you buzz by her though
 
That is so disrespectful dude, it's their backcountry, stay off their skin tracks. Their skintracks are powered by granola and yours are powered by gasoline and oil and george bushes hate for ragheads and the environment. Now, you tell me who is right and who is destroying our planet, redneck.
 
I have a theory that the high pressure we've been suffering from this season is in fact caused by these gapers. While I'm still conducting more studies, it appears that their use of "fat skis" creates a headiness due to their newfound ability to ski powder. While a certain level of gnar gnar and self-righteousness is accepted by locals, theirs seems to escape into the atmosphere via the "goggle gap" or "gaper gap". This ego then forms a cloud over the area, splitting the storms before they even come near us. There was a similar study performed in Colorado, in the town of South Park, I believe.

With new passport laws in effect, it's not possible for these close-knit circles of gapers to perform their winter migration to Canada (called a "family vacay" by experts), so they have chosen to spread themselves throughout the West. To solve this, I think we have to follow the lead of our neighbors to the north.

Lets run 'dose hozers to the woods. More pilsners, eh?
 
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