gang bang record...

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this one is for lateralis...

'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
 
Jesus Christ.

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From now on, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told!
 
fuck id love to sign up but my gf would be too suspicious

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attention newschoolers. i'm going to break her record by having a 200 person anal gang bang.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
 
count me in! i wanna be first tho cuz i dont want no sloppy seconds

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
so tempting

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
her face didnt look that bad, too bad there were no pictures of her taking a hard cock up the ass

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
There will be staff at the door and on the set to answer any questions, or to get you anything you might need. I will be obviously too busy getting my ass reconstructed to be of any help. :-)

hehe, thats great

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
if u scroll down to the bottom theres a link to her porn page, she's pretty hot

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
she should take the cumshot record at the same time...

'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
 
sweet, someone do that please

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

 
YESA SEE YOU GUYS LATER!!!

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
haha, I should do it. I'm pretty sure I have a seminar down in la around that time.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
holy shit dude, why the hell would she want to break that record? I wonder what the record is for most anal stitches cause I think she's going to break that one too.

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
 
imagine if everyone cum inside...

'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
 
I hope someone with a 14 inch cock tears her apart in the beginning so she'll be crying the rest of the time.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
they have to pull out

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
yea she said no cream pies

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
lex the impaler should begin...

'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
 
12 hours of ass fucking....my god that girl is an animal, what if she has to shit?

[ Eyedea - Liquid Sovereignty ]

Harvested love only comes after rain

Even though it brings overwhelming strain

It falls from all skies so I can't complain

Without it, our growth would not be the same

Most people like to have someone to blame

But it falls randomly, not taking aim

It makes up one half of the yin and yang

Without the water, you can't have the flame

Without the water, you can't have the flame

Some are content holding ground in their game

But when my soul steps to exit this frame

I will be reincarnated as

[Chorus (below)]

Rain

Everyone wants to get out of the rain

Wants to be free, wants to see no more pan

We're guaranteed that the season will change

'Till then, I'm keeping sunshine on my brain

When the drops hit my head they leave a stain

Everyone wants to get out of the rain

We cannot avoid nature's bleeding vein

But I smile while it trickles down the drain

Rain

Harvested thought only comes after rain

Artists may talk and give it different names

When they appear wet, they may feel ashamed

So they don't walk but instead take the train

And when that ride stops they notice the strange

Sense of degeneration they've obtained

While the world evolves, they stand and turn lame

Storm is prerequisite to mental gain

Storm is prerequisite to mental gain

Philosophy's life

That's simple and plain

Poets play with words to keep themselves sane

You do your thing while the clouds pour the

[Chorus]

Harvested skill only comes after rain

Architects build under sun, so they claim

But when the puddles decided to hang

Is when their hands sketched the plans that remained

Every man secretly hopes he can tame

The beast he fears most 'cause it can't be slain

Towering, gray faces laugh so deranged

One day we all will break free from their chains

One day we all will break free from their chains

And rise towards the sun with good health sustained

It's almost impossible to explain

But I owe all my success to the

[Chorus]
 
Q: Is this an all anal event or will there be other things allowed?

A: The object of this event is to break the anal gangbang

world record. There will be other things allowed as we are instructed by the Director.

Q: Will there be 'Fluffers' there to keep us hard?

A: Yes, we will have the best 'fluffers' available.

Q: Will there be anal cream pies?

A: As condoms are required, and provided, all cum shots will be external.

Q: Will there be condoms?

A: In light of the overall trouble that the industry has faced

during the last year, we would probably get closed down

if we tried to do this type of event without condoms.

Not only would we ourselves run into problems, but we

would also be bringing heat down on the industry at large.

I don't think any of us want to do that so yes, there will be

condoms.

Q: How long will each guy get?

A: There is no way to determine that until we are all there.

The Event will last 12 hours.

Q: Can one guy go more than once?

A: Again, once we've reached our goal, whatever time we have

left over will be used to do all kinds of things. If there

are guys that want to go again we may start working on

another record right then.

Q: Will participants from out of town be required to pay for

their own air and hotel expenses?

A: Yes, you will be responsible for your own expenses. For anyone

that doesn't agree with that, I will gladly trade expenses with

you. This means you pay my expenses for this event and

I will cover yours.

Production Expenses, approximately $30,000.00

Fucking me in the ass, Priceless!

Q: Does Size Matter?

A: No, size does not matter. There is no particular 'look' that

will be accepted over another.

Q: What does Matter? What can help me get accepted?

A: I think the only thing really looked at when reviewing

registrations, is if I feel you're a candidate that will

a) show up, and b) will have some sense when you get there.

Q: Can I wear a costume or mask during the event?

A: Yes, you may wear a mask. You will need to bring your own mask if you do not want to

show your face on camera. Your mask must be approved when you come in, so I would suggest

not bringing a mask that depicts anyone or anything that will not be approved. Monster masks,

Halloween masks, Lone Ranger masks are cool. Masks that look like someone else, obscene or

derogatory, fetish, leather, or bondage type masks will not be approved.

Each participant will be provided an Event T-Shirt

that they will wear during the event and that they will get

to take home.

Q: If I participate, can I request my face not be on camera?

A: Yes, however I would suggest wearing a mask if you do not want your face to be on camera.

Our crew can keep your face out of it, if requested, but there will be press there and

we will not have the time to make sure that press is honoring your request.

Q: Can I be first in line to fuck your ass?

A: Your position will be determined by the order participants show up in on the day of the event

hahahahahahahahah thats fucking great. is this chick for real?

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Q: Will participants from out of town be required to pay for

their own air and hotel expenses?

A: Yes, you will be responsible for your own expenses. For anyone

that doesn't agree with that, I will gladly trade expenses with

you. This means you pay my expenses for this event and

I will cover yours.

Production Expenses, approximately $30,000.00

Fucking me in the ass, Priceless!

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
 
Q: Will there be anal cream pies?

yeah thats all I have to say.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
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