Gamers: a HATE rant

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Flo_Rida_2016

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My brother (andyju04392) used to be a pretty cool dude. He used to ski with me and used to go out and get blazed like kids his age should. Things changed when i bought him an xbox 360.

Ever since he got his xbox 360, hes been completely addicted to halo 3. He is now completely oblivious to everything around him. He wakes up at 3 in the afternoon for a nice halo 3 sesh till 4 in the morning until he wakes up to sesh some more halo 3. He goes to bed past 1am every night on school nights and i can only watch from a distance as his once stellar grades plummet. He wallows in his own filth: his room is a complete mess with jamaican beef patty wrappers, potato chip bags, empty water bottles, and ritz crackers everywhere but a bare spot on his carpet just barely big enough for his now fat ass to sit in, motionless. He hasn't gone out in like months and never skis anymore. In fact, he doesnt even get dressed. He spends all day in his glasses, t shirt, and boxers. If anyones wondering, his gamertag is Andyju4392 and he is level 45 with a brigadier rank.

Easy solution you might say? Take away the xbox? Doubtful. My brother just throws temper tantrums. My mom attempted to take away the xbox. The first time, my brother just found where she hid it and took it back. The second time he smashed my mom's $3,000 violin. Whats worse is my mom spoils him and just lets him keep it. My brother has become the most spoiled peice of shit ever.

He never lets me play. Whenever im in his room, he screams, "get the fuck out" like he is some god. He's 15. When I sit behind him motionless and completely silent just watching, he says quote " youre presence is bothering me. [Me: Am I ruining your halo fung shway *giggles*] NO." keep in mind i bought him his xbox 360 Today i betrayed him in team rockets and he yelled get out of my room and punched me in the face. I have a pretty deep cut in my lip. I'll get some footy eventually because he'll prob never even check this thread. He just sits there all day with his gay little headset on calling out bad guys.

Now playing halo every once in a while or even competitively isn't bad. But to all those serious gamers pounding red bulls YOU'RE GAY. Get fucking outside every once in a while. IT's A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. Jesus fucking christ who gives a shit about your win-loss ratio or your rank? I bet the girls at school are mighty impressed you have 854 wins under your belt and only 321 losses. I bet theyre impressed when you get 15 headshots in a game. NO.

Everyone who knows me or my bro should send him (andyju04392) a pm telling him he should quit halo 3 for a while. its ruining his life and mine. we used to be friends.
 
everytime i try to without hitting him he starts a fight with me. everytime i fight him, my parents get involved and in the end he still plays his xbox.
 
tru dat but i never got into video games as much as some ppl. I play to kill time but its not like my number 1 or even close to my top priorities. I play it recreationally you know? Not like shit man i wanna play halo NOW!
 
Get better at Halo than him and then rub it in his face all the time.

He will quickly lose interest, then you can too.
 
yeah i have a 360 and personally i don't understand why kids love halo 3 all the time... the only time it is fun is when you are drunk and go on there to tell kids that wii bowling is funner just to get a reaction... nothing like being called a n00b by kids ranging from the ages of 12 to 35 and all still living at their parents house... just gotta get him to realize that its not that cool of a game and good luck trying to do that
 
wow he sounds like a faggy piece of shit, im guessing he plays online all the time right? so disable your internet somehow, and make it seem like there is nothing you can do about it. or just dont leave him alone, call him a faliure, a fag, a piece of shit, always be making him feel like he is the biggest loser ever, cause it sounds like he honestly is. i stopped trying to play games online after like a month cause fags like your brother just pissed me off, id just be having fun, and these fat fuck kids treat it like the superbowl, i cant understand any of their nerd computer language, they get pissed at everyone who isnt totally serious, and i feel extremely gay having any kind of contact with them.
my sister was like that with shows like laguna beach, she would sit downstairs all day long watching all the drama shows on mtv and she soon became a huge bitch with that same attitude, so my parents blocked mtv somehow and it was like the end of the world for her, it seemed like she was suicidal, but now she actually hangs out with friends and does fun stuff.
so you may be "hurting" your brother now, but afterwards its only gonna make his life sooooo much better.
 
his xbox is eventually gonna give in and he wont be able to play for like a few weeks. wait for that to happen, or you can just go to your router and block his xbox so he cant connect online.
 
man thats really shitty. I mean I like videogames but I'm like you, I just play em to kill time. i recommend a friendly brotherly beating, just pin him and put your knee on his neck, tell him you're taking the 360 and theres nothing he can do about it.

on a side note, I partied with a decent-looking girl last night who plays wow apparently. and she had 3 level 70s. pretty fucking weird.
 
You get blaze with your 15year old brother?

But anyway, halo 3 is very addicting, mostly for young kids. But you should have kicked the shit out of him when he punched you out.

 
Do your job as an older brother and set him straight, sometimes a little bit of physical action may get the job done.

What I would suggest is sabotaging his 360 in a non-obvious way that will require it to be sent out for warranty work, those few weeks may be enough to get him back in action. It's a short term strategy but it may just work.
 
dont get me wrong i try beating the shit out of him but then my gay ass mom over reacts and calls the psychologist and cops and neighbors when we get into fights cuz shes wicked wicked dumb.

and yea its mike.
 
That sucks, you should try just fucking kicking his ass but i mean my older bro can be a real fucking douche and he pisses me off so much. Not to mention him and my mom hate on me skiing the park so much it doesn't even make sense anymore, when i hurt myself skiing they think im lying and im trying to get out of doing things, wtv screw them, makes me more pumped to ride.
 
Seriously dude... just take the X-box when he is sleeping, going to the bathroom, or getting food or something.. You did buy it so take it back. If you paid in cash and you still have the reciept then you have proof of ownership and if you payed with a credit card or debit card then it should be on the monthly statement and you have proof its yours also. Or if you don't care about the xbox at all just take a sledge hammer to it in his room and totally destroy it. And another one... one that seems like it could work the best... Get one of those timers that turns on and off power ya know like that turns on and off lights and hook your internet up to one of those but put that timer inside of a locked box so you can only change the settings with a key. Thats what my friends dad did to my friends sister when she was constantly on the internet instead of doing her homework.
 
Craigslist. Put an ad on craigslist: "Xbox 360 - 200 dollars" or whatever's cheap for an Xbox 360 right now. When someone gets back to you, wait for an opportune time, take the console from his room and leave the house. Go find this person. Sell him the Xbox. Go home. Claim you have no idea about any of this, you haven't touched the Xbox (though look at the fancy new coat I just got!)
 
it probably isnt the best thing to be going out and blazing when your 15...

but

i must say....online fps games are EXTREMELY addicting. i just got back from a 5 hour session on counter-strike:source. keep in mind that they are very fun, but you must realize when your playing too much. i think the best way to go about my day is

wake up, play some counter-strike

go skiing

eat

play counter-strike

bed

GOOD DAY RIGHT THERE
 
you my friend are a huge geek. exactly what i dont want my bro to become. i want my brother to have friends in high school and to hang out. not some reject who is secluded to himslef playing counterstrike first thing after waking up then skiing by himself.
 
dude i think the thing your missing is that right now your brother is happy. you arnt cuz you lost a friend. and yeah it sucks and is really gay that he just plays halo but how long do you honesty think it will last? one of these days he'll get out and realiza that he's wasted a month of his life. thatll fix the probkem itself. dont resort to just calling him a fag and making hm feel like the biggest loser ever when he comes out of his room, that will make the situation worse if anything. i would jusy invite him out everytime you go anywhere out of the house. eventually he'll come with, and realize he's been missing some good times. thats my two cents.
 
all lies.

i still ski, i havent had the chance because of all the rain and wawa's park got completely ruined and i have no rides anywhere. i woke up at 3:00 once because i went to bed past 1 every school night writing papers and doing projects and stuff, because the semester is ending. i had to make up for the sleep lost. his room is messier than mine. ny room has been like this for about a day, and i plan on cleaning it up. he has broken a laptop and a printer because he gets food all over them and spills shit on them. my bro is a retard, i didnt smash my mom's violin because she took the xbox, its because shes a retard, like my bro says. i let him play. he tries and makes me get another controller for him. we have a friend that lives like 1000 feet from us and hes too dumb to get in his 2001 audi a6 (and he calls me spoiled. 20,000 dollars and he didnt pay a cent) to go and borrow it. i say "your presence is bothering me" as a joke. i am not fat whatsoever, in fact i play lacrosse and my brother played no sports when he was in high school. yesterday we were arguing because i had a friend over and he said "nice jacket", pointing at a jacket hanging on the wall. he asked my bro do you ever wear that anymore? "no, andrew drew a dick on it" then i explained how from 3 feet away, you cant even notice it, and he demanded a new $90 jacket from my parents. get over it. its a joke. he said "it bothers me to know that you can see a tiny faded splotch (because the dick was scribbled over) on the jacket. one time, he stepped on one of his friend's hoods on his new car. it made some tiny dents, and when the kid's dad said that mike should pay for repairs, mike said "thats ridiculous, its a tiny dent barely noticeable." fucking retard hypocrit. anyway, he got pissy and wouldnt drop the subject. even my friend said that it wasnt worthy of a new jacket. so he decides to be immature and betrays me, so i punch him. suck it up. its a punch to your arm. so my retard mom comes over, and he starts flipping on her. i dont want a fight going on in my room, so i said get out. he didnt, so i had no choice. i kicked his ass. so according to him, he got his ass kicked by a "gamer fag", which im not. i get annoyed with him because hes supposed to be in college, but he had to be a retard and get kicked out. now he comes into my room all day with nothing better to do than watch me play halo and begging me to play.

im pretty sure the only reason why he wrote this was because he was pissed that he got his ass kicked by his lil bro
 
Now see, you're just stereotyping against gamers. Just because someone plays alot of video games doesn't make them a geek or a loser. Your bother is pushed the limit. Many people, myself included, enjoy playing a wide variety of games, and yet still have ample time to hang out with friends, go out and drink/party, ski and do well in school.

Regardless, your brother just needs to be shown how much he is ruining his future. Your best bet is probably with words, not with beating his ass. That won't get the message across, and only fuel more resentment towards you on his part. Maybe there is a bigger reason he is playing games all the time and not seeing his old friends anymore, you never know, and you being the douchebag you are to him is definitely not going to help him out at all.
 
btw he bought me my xbox so i could play madden and if i got good grades, which i did, which i thank him for. but he got his taken away by the DA, so now he comes begging me for mine.
 
who are you to just assume im a geek? you have no clue what i look like, who i ski with, or what my personality is. i have a hot girlfriend, and a pretty decent social life. so why dont you just go crawl back into your hole and bitch about your brother some more. not many people here on NS give a shit about your personal problems seriously i hate to say it but yes, that is the truth. some people may, but many wont.
 
how am i being a douche bag to him? The only time im being a douche bag is when i come home smelly from skiing and watch him play halo. i think i have a right to at least watch the halo i bought him. I dont even ask him to play and he calls that being a douchebag. I buy him burger king and w/e he wants. i give him rides skiing. i dont do a single mean thing to him but him on the other hand.. He takes the xbox i gave him and never lets me play. and andrew come on lets be serious. the only reason youre going to bed at 1 is not because of homework. you havent started your homework before 11:45 at any time the past 2 weeks. you play halo from when you come home from school.

And to whoever thinks he can break his addictions, it always takes drastic action. When he was addicted to runescape i had to guess his password and give away all his items. When he played world of warcraft 10 hours a day i told all his friends what a huge geek he was. Now with halo...
 
nice to see you respect your parents who've brought you up, paid for your healthcare, education, and put a roof over your head for 15 years.
 
Brotherly love. I think you guys need to just sit down and talk this shit over. You guys are both old enough to handle this in other ways than yelling at eachother on an internet forum and fighting and whatever other bullshit you do.

Seriously... both of you should just grow up.

no hate
 
Rofl i know.

I play games, and am in clans and all that stuff, but I keep that shit limited. Like I don't even play during the week, and I go to sleep at 10ish every night. On the weekends, I usually play from like 9-11, because I work 11-3, then ski 4-9. Balance it out.
 
I'm pretty sure that if you move the Xbox around while playing (stand it up, move it sideways) there's a pretty good chance the discs will scratch and fuck up the machine. I'm also pretty sure that M$ would warranty it (they know it was a mistake not to integrate a protected disc drive). It'll get him off for at least 3 weeks.
 
You both have way to much stuff given to you, I got my first job when I was fifteen...no time for video games. Anyways...as long as he is in his room, why is he bothering you?

And breaking a violin is rediculous grow up.
 
hahahahahahaha

you're in college and you fight with your 15 year old brother over playing an Xbox? Who gives a fuck? Video games are a waste of life anyway, I log on about 4-5 hours a week total if that, and that includes drunken guitar hero.

You need to grow the fuck up. My brother acts like a little shit in the same way but I don't fight with him but at the same time if he wants anything (like a ride, take him to a party, ect.) I tell him no. What goes around comes around, its as simple as that.

Don't be a little bitch, sell back the xbox you bought him. If he loves it so much he can go out and buy his own.
 
I don't know but he may just be goign through a phase. For like a year or so when one of my brothers was 14-15 he was a complete dick all the time, I would ask him if he wanted to come skiing or biking and half the time he would say NO and swear at me a bunch, so my even younger brother and I just went and left him at home watching TV with snacks being intravenously fed into him, cause he was too lazy to move his hand back and forth from his mouth. At this stage he was considering buying GUESS WHAT? an Xbox. me and my other brotehr just made fun of him all the time, asking why he didn't just buy a nice new couch instead of the $1000 Dirt jump bike he got a few months ago, and he would just mumble 'go to hell' or not say anything at all. He has been coming out of it lately though, and is actually almost back to being a human being again. So Hopefully this will be the case with your brotehr and eventually he will just look back on his halo 3 days with shame.
 
i kinda used to be like this, sooner or later he'll realize that his social life is fucked, all he does is play xbox, and he'll know he wont be able to get a girlfriend. once he realizes's this he should snap, and stop playing
 
my steam account got disabled.

no more CS;S for me.

probably one of the better things that has happened for me.
 
Word. This kid sounds like he's right where he should be. As for the creator, grow the fuck up and get a sac. You are in college. You smoke weed with your 15 Year Old Brother. And now, you can't take the fact that he sits around all day, doing schoolwork and playing Halo? Leave the kid alone. You probably got your ass kicked because of that. Props to him if he can take on a bitch 18 or 19 year old.

It sounds like you need to re-assess what the fuck you're doing with your life, because it sounds like, from what your brother is saying, that you need an ass kicking.

grow up.
 
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