The lakers won't show up due to a very odd reason like a team overdose of vitamin B12, so the Clippers will take their spot. And the Celtics will be too busy determining what exactly Scalabrine is, so the Hawks will fly out and play the Clippers. It will be a great game, but in the end, both teams will lose because the David Stern will team up with Don Imus and Imus call every black person racist names while Stern will make a new rule that you need to take a test to get in the NBA, not just go to college for one year and then there will only be 2 white guys on each team causing a mass forfeit. Then they will hold tryouts and I, ECB, will tryout, and make the NBA, thus clenching a victory for Newschoolers, so in the end, Newschoolers wins.