Gals, On Your Knees at the Grill: Steak and BJ Day

Skipig25

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That's right, as all you gentlemen are preparing for another Valentines Day, remember to treat your gal well. Because we're just a month off from this years Steak and a Blowjob Day!

I'm sure most of you have heard of this by now, but for you noobies and 14 year olds, (shit, that's like 80% of NS) this is truly an epic day.

"Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!"

www.steakandbjday.com
 
wow i thought this was a joke. now that its on ns im stoked. what better gift than a steak than a bj. and such a catchy name too.
 
Well shit what isn't?

I have a group fighting for my freedom on facebook, and I'm not incarcerated.

I also deleted my facebook account, but apparently it is still there?

The whole thing is very weak.

I'm sorry back on topic

I WANT A BLOWJOB WITH A1 SAUCE ALL OVER IT.

suck it

hard
 
haha your a month ahead buddy. stores dont even put out christmas decorations a month before the holiday.

really wanted to be the first one to make this thread eh
 
I'd much rather have a steak myself than a sappy Valentines Day. Am I allowed (as a female) to skip V-day, but reap the benefits of steak and blowjob day? Or is there some sort of rule forbidding this...

I'm sure theres some womanly man out there who would love to trade places with me on this one.
 
nah, actually just saw a thread about it on TGR, and it reminded me, so I decided to post it. Who gives a fuck if it's a month ahead, let it die and start it up in 3 weeks or whatever. Just spreading the word, don't really have to be a dick about it.

Someone hasn't been getting enough steak or BJ's.

and that was a statement, I don't need a comeback from it
 
I feel bad for guys that need a day for this just to get their gf motivated. My girl is a champ, steak and bj day is just about any day I'd like.
 
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My girlfriend insisted on reading this. So now we're celebrating it. YAY!!

Well we celebrate a lot but I don't usually get steaks : )
 
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