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funkymonk

funkymonk

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alright, what did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a new sweater?

dude, one time, I snorted ketchup off of a pizza. that sucked.

Oh yeah, republicans suck, you right winged conservative bastards, have fun burning in hell!!!!
 
'Gee, you knit?'

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

sorry...

dude, one time, I snorted ketchup off of a pizza. that sucked.

Oh yeah, republicans suck, you right winged conservative bastards, have fun burning in hell!!!!
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
heh not bad

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
hgahah i just told like 2098092840938240.3249082374 1/2 people

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
G Prime!

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
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