SteezyYeeter
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I am now futureposting. I know all and can see all.
1 upvote = your future
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**This thread was edited on Nov 4th 2023 at 6:45:54pm
Futurepost AMA
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Farmville420
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Lay it on me hoss
SteezyYeeter
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14562274:Farmville420 said:
Due to overpopulation, overcrowding, and corporatization of the greater Denver area, you move back to southern Vermont in the year 2028. The last straw was the installation of a heated bubble eight pack at Ruby Hill.
Despite Vail's shortcomings, you spend a lot of time at Mt. Snow, improving your skills, eventually becoming quite an impressive skier. You amass a large following and become the head of the Park Crew at Carinthia.
Shortly before the Rapture of 2052, Carinthia succeeds from Mt. Snow, erecting a massive orange net fence between Carinthia and Mt. Snow. You are now their leader.
Vail is too preoccupied with their own collapse to quell your rebellion. While Mt. Snow deteriorates and eventually becomes defunct, Carinthia thrives.
As a result of advances in medicine, you are able to ski hard well into your eighties. Unfortunately, in 2083, while laying out a fat dub 10 on the 120 footer, you hit the... eternal afterbang. Carinthia continues to be one of the premier snowparks in the world, having hosted the JemGames (previously X Games) between 2061-2073 and continuing to do so in 2084, 2087 and 2088.
SteezyYeeter
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14562306:timdrachan said:
Naturally.
Evan Heath continues to moderate the Newschoolers forum, although as general participation in the site dwindles, so does his. He logs on for the last time on May 5th, 2044.
The term 'Pulling a Heath' becomes popular in the freestyle skiing community, denoting a failed Rodeo 5 attempt.
In 2029, Evan Heath stomps a Rodeo 5.
The term 'Pulling a Heath' now means stomping a Rodeo 5.
Heath finds love and marries in 2032, he would go on to have 6 children.
With friend and business partner David Lesh, E. Heath goes on to found his company, Rodeo Outerwear, which has a focus on "unconventional body types".
The state of Utah is largely unaffected by the Rapture, surviving through the Legion of Nephi, who fought away the Epic hordes during the Purge. Heath converts to Mormonism following the Legion of Nephi's rise to power.
Heath does not participate in the Newschool revival of the late 2050s.
He lives in the City of Moroni (formerly Park City), with his wife and children, until he peacefully passes in 2089.
SteezyYeeter
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14562335:fabbe said:
You continue to live in Sweden. You ski, and become quite good, but don't go professional or get sponsored.
Scandanavia is largely unaffected by the Floods of the 30s, and afterwards, all three countries unite to form the Republic of Scandanavia. The region becomes known for its urban skiers.
In 2038, you start a YouTube channel, focused on snowsports video games, within two years you reach a million subscribers.
In 2045, Shredsauce becomes the most played video game of all time, you are the biggest Shredsauce content creator.
Scandanavia remains unaffected by the Rapture, and is self-sufficient. Ruka is one of the world's best snow parks, and hosts the Jemlympics in 2036, 2044, and from 2066-2074. (formerly the Olympics, this event is now held at two-year intervals and does not consist of summer competitions).
You remain healthy and are able to ski almost until your death in 2103.
SteezyYeeter
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14562391:fabbe said:
I'll do me later. Or maybe someone else can once more lore has been established.
Steepsteep's channel continues to grow. His ties with Dope Snow strengthen.
In 2030, Dope Snow becomes a subsidiary of Vail Resorts. It is rebranded as Epic Products.
Steepsteep is promoted to regional manager of Western Canada for Vail Resorts.
Troubled with the corruption of Vail, Steepsteep defects to the Free Union of Skiers (PNW) in 2051. With him he carried valuable information, exposing Vail's instability. This new information prompted the FUS to launch the first attack of what would become known at the Western Theatre.
Due to the importance of the documents received, Steepsteep is pardoned.
Shortly after the Purge, he lands his first dub backy.
He progresses rapidly, becoming a leader figure in the Newschool revival.
By now he has retired from content creation, but continues to be a part of the skiing community, becoming a regular commentator for the JemGames.
He skis at Mt. Hood, and has two children with his wife. He dies in 2081.
Newsheepers
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what happens to newschoolers most beloved? ?????
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SteezyYeeter
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14562814:Newsheepers said:
Your power grows, and you become head moderator of the newschoolers forum on May 5th, 2028.
You continue to moderate until the end of the site during the Purge.
You convert millions to Swervism during the Purges and are the spearhead of the newschool revival.
Following the Purge, you relaunch Newschoolers, and the site become more popular ever.
You unite the fractured east coast in the 2060s.
You die after falling off a cell service tower.
