Futurebang

[THUNT836]

noun: the lack of afterbang and/or style while performing or after landing a futurespin. Often involves dizziness, poor balance, falling over, or even fainting after landing said futurespin. Torin YW is curently the King of Futurebang and battles his arch nemesis Tammy Wamsackz, the King of Afterbang, on a daily basis.

Feel free to discuss.

+k for Spiderman memes

 

[rareison]

I like this thread already

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I would like to step in here and add another: Assbang: When a gaper hits a jump too fast and lands so back heavy that he destroys his ass on the landing.

That is all.

 

[Dunnah]

That would be anal. Come up with a different and more creative word.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Such as....?

assbang pretty much sums it up.

 

[SassySloth]

 

[HKrass]

 

[Ali.]

 

[SShield]

 

[SickJib_Brit]

I agree TYW is king of futurebang.

 

[james6345789]

I disagree about torins sw 18, it wasn't that unstylish, and he got the tailgrab.

 

[Pineal]

 

[Pineal]

 

[THUNT836]

i give the kid props for being able to do it, i'm not saying its easy. i was just picking on him for the sake of a joke thread

 

[SteveStepp]

Future lel

 

[Backyard.Skier]

this thread is full of win.

 

[-emile-]

this thread is about spiderman memes

 

[Spinoza]

i wish you hadnt said that,,

there are enough here https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/645452/

 

[t_rob]

two years ago, PC posse was this so called futurebang.

 

[theDARKERparker]

lol awkward...

 

[Crossfade]

is it Futurebang when you think about that 1 chick in your class?

 

[Spinoza]

haha yah man, ive futurebanged a ton of girls at my school

 

[SKIU4EA]

If FUTUREBANG is performed flawlessly then the disoriented, dizzy "Futurespinner" will often times continue an extra rotation even after landing. Kind of like a surface 3 swap on snow after landing because the centrifugal force of said futurespin is overwhelming.

 

[Farquaharson]

Followed by a pretzel shuffle? My head hurts already.

 

[THUNT836]

Don't limit yourself to just one, man

 

[skithesouth]