Funny Things You Said As A Kid

i used to order happy MILKS instead of happy meals.
and my little sister couldnt pronounce her R's very well so she came in to my room one day and just real authoritatively said "pick up your shit!", as she pointed to one of my shiRts on the floor.
 
when i was like 7 my baby sitter asked me if i liked her or not and i said no your a big bitch then i got grounded for like a month

when i was 8 or 9 my brother dared me to pee on my friend so i just whipped it out and peed all over him
 
i always used to say to my mom "mommy, my wanna be a bawawinna when i grown up, but first my hafta take bawawinna lessons". i finally took one ballet class when i was 4, hated it, and never went back.
 
i went to camp for a month and once i asked my counselor what we were having for dinner and he told me horse cock(we had summer sausage). so when i went home my mom asked me how the food was and what we ate. i told her we had horse cock, and i said it in front of all her friends and their kids.
 
i used to call Pinocchio -> monuma (maw-new-mah) dont ask why

also, id call my cousin uncle wagon
 
my little sister used to call me boo-boo. and one time i was saying random words, and my dad got mad at me and he said never to say that again, i akse dhwta. he said you just said a swear in spanish..what are the odds
 
the only thing i can think of off the top of my head is this...
one time at taco johns as people would walk in i was saying what they were and im pretty sure they could hear me
"that guy's tall, that guy's fat" and so on, but i called some guy fat and he could hear me, then i think i threw up all over the place later
again, thats all i could think of off the top of my head
 
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