Funny Things Written in Bathrooms

[tuna.]

i shit in the same stall in the dorms everyday, and the door in front of me reads "troll op."
it's sort of mushed together so it might just be "trollop," but i think of ns every time.

 

[woabrs]

http://writtenonabathroomstall.blogspot.com/2011/03/urinal-diss.html

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[hoodratz47]

+k

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

On the stall in my old middle school someone wrote

roses are red\my balls are blue\because my girlfriend just wont screw.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

1. carve name2. rate name3. review rates4. ???5. profit

 

[Anti_Steeze]

i took a shit in a stall today that said "number of times ive whacked it where you're currently sitting" and had tallies after it (approximately 17 times...thats impressive)

 

[bustinthejus]

Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

 

[Funkadelic]

Someone wrote "Reggie Kush" above one of the urinals in one of the bathrooms in the library. I realize it's really not funny at all, but for some reason it makes me chuckle every time I see it.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

we have this written in one of my school bathrooms

 

[gnartogue]

he who writes upon the walls rolls his shit into little balls

he who reads these words of wit will eat these little balls of shit