Funny Things Written in Bathrooms

Somebody wrote on a bathroom stall that they'd fucked my sister

a bunch of people agreed saying they'd done the deed too

i found out through my sister.

she was bragging because she thought it was hilarious because she was, "the most frigid girl in our highschool"

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i remember in 6th grade, someone had written on the stall wall in the bathroom

"here i sit, all lonely hearted.

Tried to shit, but only farted"
 
the only time i see a bathroom stall is when im drunk, and im usually looking straight up or straight down
 
one time at the public bathooms at goverment camp in the stalls some one had shit ever where.. i mean every where... and some one. had taken some shit and wrote "SHIT" with feces on the wall... it was a good laugh.
 
at my mountain next to the one of the toilets it says
" here i sit on my pooper giving birth to a NYS trooper"
 
"tap foot for bj"

cant remember the number, but "wanna have a good time in bozeman, then call -------- and we can hook up, or meet here for manly love" it felt like just like the seen in dumb and dumber. i read that and got the hell out of there.
 
used to work at canadian tire, and people would write stuff like "fuck ct" and "(this manager)'s so gay" and all kinds of angry bitching, then someone wrote "poop if you like ct"
 
I've seen in a porta-potty on a job site:

L&I Warning: Due to hazardous blue water splash, all turds over six inches must be hand-lowered.
 
so is your sister a whore or what?

also, on the left side of the stall it said look right and on the right side it said look left.

also you have the general gay innuendo, swastikas, some hippies philosophy about life, that kinda stuff.
 
My favorite so far are:
Someone drew a pair of hairy legs and a shlong from an ariel view and wrote "self-portrait" next to it.
"Darth Vader lives" with the lives scratched out and replaced with "kills"
"Toy Story 2 was a good movie"
 
reminds me of that demetri martin joke.

I was in a bathroom stall once, and some wrote "Metallica rules!"

then under that "Metallica sucks!"

then under that "you suck!"

and under that "I'll kill you!"

and so then i thought.. wow, a lot of people shit with pens.
 
i was in a bathroom at a campsite somewhere in some hell in the adirondacks, there was a HUGE drawing of the aqua teen hunger force characters carved into the wood of the bathroom stall. not drawn, fucking carved. it was AMAZING. i took a picture but the phone it was on got destroyed. it was like the most beautiful and detailed wood carving i have ever seen in my life, it probably took the person who did it hours or days to complete.

 
There's a stall at my school that has just about every hot girls name on it. At the top, it says "Rate bitches get money"
 
thats awesome!!!! my school has the "List" were the 25 hottest females (including teachers) is rated 1-25
 
not funny but in my school bathroom somebody wrote a threat that wasn't released to the public. bombsquad, fbi, swat and police from all over came as we waited outside the school on a hill and ate the 200 pizza's the school ordered for us

fbi was monitoring are halls for the next week until they caught whoever wrote it. crazy shit goes down in bathroom stalls inb4 cool story bro/hansel
 
we had a retard at my primary school, and i remember he shat his pants once, so he flushed his undies down the toilet and wrote things all over the bathroom stall with his poop then put the remaining matter in his lunch box
 
yesterday i took a chance

tried to fart then shit my pants

My cavorite is: Wings over burlington should be sued for what theyre doing to my asshole right now!

underneath: I should Be sued for what I did to ur moms asshole
 
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