Funny things to do on the chairlift

i'm gonna sit really close to a stranger and have my girlfriend remove her glove and stick her hand down my snowpants and as soon as she does i'll look over at the person and smile and just sit like that the entire ride
 
on a chair lift that is low in a certain spot with a lot of freshys tell the others on the chair you have narcolepsy casually then pretend to fall asleep and slide off the lift into the pow.
 
go up for one last run, have the lift stop half way up, think about your options because the lift wont turn back on till the following friday. Then the bitch freaks out and you have to be the man and jump off butt oh noo the snow is hard packed and you break both your legs. Then just by your luck wolves come and eat you leaving your girl friend who wasnt even invited and your friend up on the chair. So know your friend and the girl sleep ove night and here hand sticks to the bar so she has to peal it off, Gross!! so your friend wants to get away from the bitch crying and peeing all over herself so you gotta get out of there so your friend crawls down the smart way but when he gets to the snow board he rides it down like a sled like a fool. So finally the girl is left and the chair snaps and she jumps down and by her luck the chair falls on her ankle. Its broken her ankles are broken and she crwals down and sees the friend eaten by wolves as well. She gets picked up on the side of the street knowing she enjoyed her first ski trip. Never bring woman!!!
 
i think if someone announced "just so everyone knows, i have narcolepsy" and then proceeded to fall off the lift at a conveniently low point i'd probably make an educated decision that he/she did not in fact have narcolepsy
 
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if anyone on the chair did that when i was on, i would probably take my glove off, slide my hands down my own pants and smile right back.
 
ask if they are a true newschoolers... and when they ask what that is proceed to tell them that its when you pee in someones butt
 
I had a buddy straight up start peeing off the lift on everyone below. He was drunk and got his pass yanked though. I would not recommend it. What takes the cake though was at Killy we were in line for the skyeship at the bottom and some douche with his fam was talkin smack to us for some dumb reason. So we got on and the dude and his fam got on the one behind us. It was me and my buddy and his slutty girl. My buddy jus started railin his girl with her boobs pressed against the windows facing the douche behind us. Fucking hilarious. When we got to the midstation my buddy stopped but the guy behind us was screaming to the lift guys "they're having sex in that one!" he got out and ran up yelling at us just as the doors closed. Got up to the top and only his wife and kids were on the one behind us. Guess he missed gettin back on at the midstation. Fuckin hardcore.
 
Yell at gapers that they've dropped they're pocket or convince them on the chair that their identical skis are on the wrong feet and watch them change at the top.
 
i like to answer a fake phone call from my doctor and talk really loud about my most recent herpes outbreak, then take off everything but your goggles (preferably mirrored lenses) and lick your lips. next pretend like you know the person from from your last KKK meeting or what have you. one time i got asked to shut my fucking mouth ;)
 
i rode up with a little kid probably 4 or 5 the other day, and he kept licking the bar. I asked him if it tasted good, all he said was he likes the cold on his tongue.
 
"you dropped something" does not work, but this does, for some reason the word "pocket" rings an alarm bell for people lol
 
I like to throw on an accent, usually british, and discuss the "holiday" I am on with my cousin (friend). For some reason, people love foreigners and girls love when you "attempt to do an American accent." Make up some random background stuff and talk about how awesome dryslope is.
 
just remembered something else funny.

i was riding the lift that was by some trees, and some random people were walking by the trees. i yelled "look, there's a dead dog!" while pointing at the trees and they looked at me like i was stupid. about 5 seconds later, i yelled "look, there's a deer!" and they all looked. i felt so cool
 
1) ask someone to open your water for you, and when they go to give it back, refuse that it's yours and act really confused

2)have a completely normal conversation with someone, but repeatedly refer to them as "daddy" or "babe". also moaning is fun.
 
This guy once asked me if I was into dubstep. I thought he was trolling me, but turns out he really liked dubstep.
 
1. Pull out a raw potato, start sucking on it, aand ask the guy "u want some?"

2. Scream

3. Talk about common skiing injuries in a serious tone

4. Make him take out his phone and follow you on insta.

5. do a grab off the lift

6. snowballs
 
10520217:RagingSkier said:
Fake a seizure go limp and slide off the chair. It's so worth it to see their eyes widen with fear as your whole body makes a bonecrunching thud on the sheer rock cliff below. Watching their expression turn to pure terror as you attempt to scream for help only managing to make a stomach wrenching gurgling sound as a direct result of your lungs filling with blood after being punctured from pieces of what was once your rib cage that became an active fragmentation grenade as your soft unprotected body made contact with cold hard ground is truly a humorous sight. As you are being airlifted to the nearest hospital and paramedics are absolutely pleading with you not to fall asleep it's time to void your bowels all over the chopper. Watching their expressions change to a look of absolute disgust as that onion garlic butterburger that you at only a few hours earlier reaches 60 mph exploding on the inside of your pants is worth the coming grueling years of intensive physical therapy and exuberant hospital bills that will follow.
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I read that whole thing
 
We do it in the line for the lift not so much on it but when you get a really busy day yell out a name and pretend you're looking for someone. Provides some quality reactions imo
 
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