Funny things to do on the chairlift

I was hitting the singles line all day when I got paired up with these two snowboarders. We finally get on the lift they talk to each other and I'm kind of just sitting there. They're both pretty skinny guys so it was a surprise to me when the guy next to me starts pulling stuff out of his jacket. First he pulls out a battery-powered radio, then he pulls out a six pack of beer and then proceeds to take out a full blown buffet (or a seriously huge lunch). From where? I have no idea, it was like Mary Poppins. It was like the kid was having a picnic up on the lift.
 
i tried it on kids and after we went around i jumped (only because he had no parents and was bitching about how skiers weren allowed in the snowpark)
 
I remember some kid shot a shitty video of them trying it, and they actually got pretty far but then pussed out at the last second. Maybe since we have the whole season ahead of us we can resurect that thread again and hopes some kid delivers.

Oh, I always like to have my ear buds in and have no music playing but act like I am, and scream really loud when you try to talk.
 
you mean play chicken with the bar? now thats fun, but also a good way to get your pass pulled (luckily i knew the lifty so he decided to give it back)
 
One time me and my buddy were just fried and this people behind us started singing like common songs but with meowing so pretty much meowing the beat and it was so funny so we just started meowing at people on the chairlifts
 
simple, but always works:

have a reallllllly personal conversation with them. like "so...you still a virgin or what?"

or bring a friend along and talk about the most annoying shit that is completely wrong or is just an insane lie. or talkand act like your gay to your friend. say like, "so baby you ready for tonight?" then ask if the other person is interested.
 
completely agree that the lift is half the fun. one time me and my friend got on this lift with these 2 gapers and we'd randomly let out super loud screams and grunts while we tried to remain completely serious and keep up a normal conversation and once we got off the lift, we followed them down to another lift and got right behind them in line
 
Ask them if they know how to get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta, and when they say no, explain in weird details how to get there. 'And then take a left by the third biggest tree in the country.'
 
I could see this being completely hilarious.

In high school my friends and I had a little n00b initiation ritual. On chair lift that seats at least 3, make sure the n00by is in the middle. Guy on left says, "Hey right ball". Guy on left replies, "Hey left ball". One or both respond "who's that penis in between us"?
 
Fake a seizure go limp and slide off the chair. It's so worth it to see their eyes widen with fear as your whole body makes a bonecrunching thud on the sheer rock cliff below. Watching their expression turn to pure terror as you attempt to scream for help only managing to make a stomach wrenching gurgling sound as a direct result of your lungs filling with blood after being punctured from pieces of what was once your rib cage that became an active fragmentation grenade as your soft unprotected body made contact with cold hard ground is truly a humorous sight. As you are being airlifted to the nearest hospital and paramedics are absolutely pleading with you not to fall asleep it's time to void your bowels all over the chopper. Watching their expressions change to a look of absolute disgust as that onion garlic butterburger that you at only a few hours earlier reaches 60 mph exploding on the inside of your pants is worth the coming grueling years of intensive physical therapy and exuberant hospital bills that will follow.
 
threads for ideas

at loon on the peak to peak chair people are going both ways, so theres always that little group of kids asking every chair that they pass "whats your favorite color?" we always answer with shit like clear, plaid, rainbow, stuff like that, its probably only funny to us though

singing is fun, preferably when the only people on the chair are you and your friends, just sing loud enough for everyone to hear it

also towards the end of the day me and my friend popped out of our skis mid chairlift ride with random people on the lift with us, then proceeded to ski halfway down the hill with one ski on, that was fucking hilarious. dropping random shit off the chair and acting super pissed is also fun, or you can ask the guy to hold your poles really quickly and drop them before he has a chance to grab them, then yell at him. when i'm alone on the chair with people i dont know i find it funny to just zone out straight ahead with like intense music playing, then switch to like taylor swift and make it loud enough for them to hear it, then dubstep or some crazy music. then at the end of the lift just say "it was nice riding with you, have a nice day!" in a really nice voice and it's always super awkward haha
 
1. get on chairlift with random people.

2. Bring down the safety bar (this only works if their is a bar to rest ur feet attached to the safety bar)

3. stand up putting ur feet on the safety bar rest for ur feet

4. unzip pants and take a piss off the side of the chairlift

5. u will get very strange stares for the rest of the ride up
 
get the unsuspecting mark to sit in-between you and a buddy. Then play the gun game, or the name game.

Other greats are yelling a gapers from the chair. Yell " your backpack's open" to people who don't have packs. Extra points if they fall while checking.

Calling people random names from the lift, and telling them that your going to meet them at the car, or in the lodge for a sandwhich later.

Find a hot girl and call her Sarah. If she answers, just tell her you got her confused for a hot friend of yours.
 
me and my friend do this in cars, its only funny to us but yell at people that they dropped there wallet, watch them turn around to look for it then storm off cuz there so embarrased
 
Pretend to be retarded and like rub them and try to lick them and then have your aid(friend ) abuse you for it or don't put the bar down but shout at them for not doing it
 
I love chairlift banter. One of my favs is to make really strange noises when going up with random people. Shouting at passing skiers is always fun as well + throwing snowballs. Take bread, a plastic knife and some form of spread up with you and if you're going up with a girl ask her to make you a sandwich.

Burst into tears and sob for the entire journey when going up with one random person. Then at the top of the lift pretend like nothing happened.

Basically doing anything random/weird works a charm on a chairlift journey.
 
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