Funny things to do on the chairlift

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rednecknation

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I think the chairlift is half the fun of skiing. One time i was sitting next to some stranger and pulled out a giant peice of sausage the a huge buck knife to cut it then just started hacking away and eating it, and i was like you want some, haha the poor basterd actually took a peice. It was good sausage though. I want some more ideas of funny stuff to do on the chairlift. Got any ideas?
 
remember that thread when someone put out the challenge to hold the bar down at the top of the lift and trap someone on till you go down again? that thread did not deliver.
 
If its someone we don't know, we sometimes will have a bag of flower.... very small bag. Put a line on our hands. cover our faces and come up with it on our nose and pass the bag around. If you play it right its awesome.
 
Call someone and have a conversation talking about the person youre on the chairlift with. In obvious code or sound really suspicious.
 
vigorously scratch your crotch

logan imlach has an awesome article on the topic on sbcskier's website
 
when skiers pass by under the chair, me and my freinds yell, "MOM!!" at women or "DAD!!" at men, and they always look up and you like also yell " MOM, WHATS FOR DINNER?" , probably not funny to anyone else.
 
1. talk about how good you are at skiing

2. critique every part of their ski gear by comparing it to how much better your gear is

3. fall getting off the lift

4. profit
 
do your best to word for word repeat a robin williams comdedy set. I have his HBO special on my Ipod, and have a few parts memorized.

Jerry seinfeld or another observational comic might be a good choice too.

or make up a rediculous story about how the ski resort got its name.

 
Ask the random girl that you got on the lift with point blank if she is over 18, then say "damn" and act really disappointed when she says yes. Preferably do this at the beginning of the lift too
 
i have taken off my skiis and boots separably and together while riding up with people, i have never done this but i have heard of it being done. when on the lift you must zone out into space and not say anything or move. and then come out of it and look at the other people on the lift and ask(or but in mid conversation for a better affect) "have you ever skid and done shrooms?" and when they say no just be like "o, i hear its fun", and zone back out for the rest or the ride ignoring them. and when you get ski streght into the woods don't turn at all.
 
bring a girl that you know on the lift, either have a huge argument with each other or talk about what you are going to do after skiing with great detail.

bring your friend and have a conversation, about what are you going to do with the body in the back of his car.
 
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