Funny things little kids say.

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errrka

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so we were watching music choice and the group hot chocolate came on the disco channel.

I asked my 6 year old sister who was singing.

she said i dont know.

i said HOT CHOCOLATE!

she replies is that why they're brown?

OMG i died of laughing!

 
after a train of snowboarders hit a rail this little skier kid came up to me and proceeded to tell me that he hatd snowboarders and that they shouldnt be aloud to hit rails...for some reason it really pissed me off how ignorant this kid was because without snowboarders doing rails first then skiers would most likely not be doing rails now
 
when i was really young i pointed at some big black lady when me and my mom were at the grocery store and i said "Mom! Look how big her boobs are!" haha
 
I was in Mass a few years back at San Juan Bautista on Easter and Father raised a question for little kids to answer, something super obvious from the Bible. This little girl, Stef, raised her hand: "The sinks in the bathroom don't work." Poor thing, she was MORTIFIED when people started laughing. she was like, 4, or something.
 
you "DIED" from laughingnice overstatement... hey guys guess who just excapesd from exadurationtraz...

when i was a kid i thought when my bro was talking about roaches he was talking about cockaroaches... hahaha cock
 
i lived in a tiny little hick town with no black people until i was about 3 and then we moved to the bay area and when we went to the grocery store we saw a black guy and i freaked out and asked my mom really loudly "why is that man so dirty?"

My mom was really embaressed.
 
it took me so long to understand your spelling mistake. seriously.

haha, nice, so you just thought your brother was having conversations with his friends about cockroaches? haha.

it wasnt something she said, but one time my 4 year old neice did an impersonation of my mom. I don't know where she learned to do impersonations, but it was hilarious
 
when i was young i went fishing with my brother and we caught an octopus, when he told our mum he said "we caught an octopus and it had 8 testicles" as opposed to 8 tenticals.
 
where i live there arnt any black people. so my mom said when i saw the first black man in person at a store i pointed and said "basketball"
 
One of my neighbors kids, Matt, was over hanging out with my younger brother. He was about 6 at the time and I saw that he had a pretty good scratch on his knee, like he fell on a rock or something. When I asked him 'How did you get that?' he smiled and answered 'Easy' then went along with my brother. I was laughing for a while, it was a good answer I guess =)

Another one of my neighbors kids, Jessica, was in the kitchen with her mom while she was making dinner. She was making a stew and she was putting a whole bunch of vegitables and such in it. Jessy was watching her and she said to her mom 'Im not eating that.' her mom asked why and she said 'Im not eating those push downs' and she walked off. this confused her mom, so later she asked Jessy what are push downs and she pointed to the turnips. She confused the words push-down and the sound of turn-up. I thought it was the cutest thing ever.

 
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