Funny thing happened to me today

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My bro was being a shitbag and i started ragging on his gf. We took my moms xterra to the slopes today and as we get out this very hot girl is walking twards us. SO i decided to start a conversation and be mr smooth guy. I was like wonderful day huh? she stops and was like yea its beautiful out, living the dream. i agree'd was was like YUP LIVING THE DREAM. As i was i was opening the rear of the xterra, my bro's snowboard flew out and drilled me in the nuts really hard and i fell to the ground yelling OHHH NOOO... She started laughing and was like yep, u sure arnt living no dream and walked away laughing at me...last time i give my brother shit for his gf, ahh fuck karma

figure u guy's might like my Christmas eve fail
 
i tried to make your karma 12345, but that sucks man. but +k for the laughs, better luck next time!
 
yeah man wheres your persistence, as soon as you get hit you gotta be like "gurl, can you be my sexy nurse"and she'd be all weirded out by that, but if she's not, score
also great story
 
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