Funny Test Answers

most of those are fake, and not actually passed in. for example, look at the question mark and writing on the elephant one. obviously not a teachers handwriting.
 
I actually put this on my genetics midterm a few weeks ago... it happened to fall on my birthday = next to no studying

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Some gems from bash.org:

so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"

this is what one kid wrote:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.

If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).

Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.

This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.

"In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."

"However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."

Oh, wow. Old school papers.

This one was on 'alternative energy sources'. This is from near the end, when I was really too tired to be writing:

"Wind energy is a method of collecting power from the blowing of the wind. Not only is this a clean and renewable energy source, but it can actually displace excess Carbon Dioxide in an area. Problems behind wind energy also exist. It is not available in many areas, and requires a lot of money to build. The wind turbines can also interfere with television and radio signals and cause noise pollution. Also, birds can fly into the rotors."

"Then they have to send the janitor Steve out to clean the thing, and it just ruins his day. Then he goes home and beats his kids. So if you support wind energy, you support domestic violence."
 
One time on a history quiz, the question was: Why did Washington and his troops cross the Delaware River? I put to get to the other side. It wasnt funny, i just thought i'd share.
 
there was a kid in my math last year, who would turn in every test completely blank. not even look at the test, the teacher would just stand over his desk till he wrote his name on in and he would hand it in to her. funniest thing ever.
 
Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That's ridiculous, I couldn't stop laughing.
 
haha oohhh my god!!!

ROFLCOPTER

im still dyin!! that dude had to be in like special ed english or something...

id love to know wht the teacher said to him after class!!
 
It was probably like 61/200 or something though. That was written in a essay/research paper format, when it was only supposed to be an essay.

I thought it was genius, personally. If I was in his class I'd give the man mad props.
 
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