Funny tattoos

Norred

Norred

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I think a funny one would be to get a $100 dollar bill tattood on your penis. Then, when you went out you could go up to a chick and ask her if she wants to go somewhere with you and blow a hundred dollars!

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'

 
haha phrosty, i saw this one pic of a tattoo, this chick had it like at the top of her pubes, and a little corner of the pubes cut out, and it was a guy with a lawn mower

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haha thats hilarious the lawn mower one

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It'd probobly only hurt for a few seconds to tattoo your penis cuz you'd most likely pass out soon after.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'

 
yea but when u woke up it would still kill. normal tats hurt for about 3 days or so... so one on ure dick would kill. you couldnt have any form of sex for like a month afterwards too.

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a tat on your dick would probably heal pretty fast, because of the amount of blood that flows to your dick.

And none of my tats have hurt after the fact, they've just been warm and only hurt if some asshole slaps em.

I still think the funniest tat on Steve-O is the ''I have a small penis'' on his chest (I believe) - but he even said something in an interview about wanting the most stupid tatoos.

Dumbest tat I know of is two of my friends got a yin-yang split and each got half. Supposedly it was drawn by someone (and later seen in the tatoo flash books - so I think it was an off-the-wall pick), and they call it their ''friendship'' tatoo.

Seemed kinda gay to me.

 
yea that is pretty gay

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'

 
get a 'no entrance exit only'' sign tatoos on ur ass

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i want to get 'your mom hit this' on my ass

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no, when i moon someone, and they are like damn, what a nice ass, then they will be like my mom did what???

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i can't stand canadian flag ones...they were cool for the first 5 people, then they just got overdone...

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or superman ones on your arm

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haha, i saw an incredible hulk one on some guys arm...

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so I can be like 'yeah, I have a tattoo' and then a girls like o can I see it then I get to show her my ass.

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jessy james (monster garage on discovery) got one on his pawm that says 'pay up suckers', with a doller sign... its funy when people gotta give im money

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my buddy luke just got one yesterday

its that little weasel thing from roger rabbit that wears a tux and smokes cigars.

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I dunno - do you want to have to explain to your grandkids when you are 70 why you have that on you? I'm ont anti-tatoo - have one on my arm - but please...think of the permenance!

 
My really good friend takes latin in school so his brother wanted a tatoo saying something in latin. So he gave my friend something to translate, and he wrote down on a paper two ways you could say it like one phrase, then or, then the next...

Well his brother is a moron and had phrase one, or, phrase two whatever the latin was, tatted on his chest and my friend still hasnt told him yet

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Steve-O.

He has 'your name' tattood on his ass.

So he can walk up to any random person, and say 'I have your name tattoo'd on my ass'

and he's not lying.

classic.

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A friend of mine got 'I LOVE YOU' tatooed right bellow his hipsish area, which as he says is a premptive thank you to all the blowjobs he is getting

Hahah... right.

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this chick at my school showed me one on her left breast that was of Sam Caylor.

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my friend is getting a 'W' tattoo'd on each of his ass checks in old english letters. So if he spreads his cheeks his asshole will make a 'o' and it'll say 'wow'

 
phrosty, i had to make ur first comment in my sign....shit thats funny

Phrosty - yeah a tattoo on your dick, good idea............you fisrt.
 
... Now make a space between your signature and your post... And what he said wasn't THAT funny.

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i read in cosmo or something some lady was shaved down there and a tattoo saying 'Bob's house' with an arrow pointing down... her boyfriends name was bob.

I really hope they broke up after that. If i was a guy and my name wasn't bob i'd have a hard time sticking my dick in something that say s some other dudes name... but that's just me.

On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
 
Kristen... I think you'd have to grow one first, darlin'. That might be why you'd have such a hard time

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I wouldnt either

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