Funny T-shirt idea

Bandy1080

Bandy1080

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Every Slope day (basically a day everyone at my school gets drunk) our frat wears funny t-shirts with sayings about us on them. An example would be (Its 1am do you know where your girlfriend is?) Something like that. Anyway, I need to come up with one for us this year. The best idea that I have is 'I hooked up with your girlfriend and all I got is this lousy t-shirt' I know I am a pig. Anyway, I know this is stretch, but does anyone have any funny ideas?

peace

 
When my bro was a frosh in college...he had to come up with a freshman shirt, his was actually kinda funny...its a picture of a guy with his hand on this girls butt and she is saying hey dont get fresh...yeah kinda corny but I thought it was creative

...JUST SKI...
 
^To change that to aply to a guy, you could make one reading. 'Yeah, it's in already.'

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
make one that says 'without me, its just aweso'

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i've heard many good stories about slope day. our guys usually road trip it down to cornell for slope day and stay at the TKE Scorpion chapter house down there. wish i could go this year but work is gettin really busy and i can't get it off

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
'If you're not looking at us, your girlfriend is.'

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
 
ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

Thats what she said

why are you telling me i'm craving attention? i'm not the one who started a thread 'IN THE BUTT' - tahoefreerider

 
how bout' 'czech it out!' or 'kenya dig it?'

'they should introduce a new character into star wars..chewy's hebrew cousin..they'd call him jewbacca..that'd be badass..'

- B-wald

'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'

-lateralis responding to what dna is.

'thats because they know i will find where they live, rip their little sisters pussy open with c clamps and shit inside of her until it comes out of her nose. like whoa.'

-alpentalik

'in french, 810 means 270. didnt any of you hear of a little thing called the metric system?'

-mommy in the thread 'candides '810 to rail'

 
a, ^no, old, b, ^^hahahahaa

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

In case you hadn't noticed, this is newschoolers.com, not niceschoolers.com -Jib_This, to a whiney bitch, bitching about how much we bitch
 
'plain clothes cop'

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
'im funny, suck my penis woman'

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
mines been done and so has this one but its funny to me....'i spent a night in paris....wanna see the video?'

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
^^obviously all of these have been done he's just asking for good ones.

'they should introduce a new character into star wars..chewy's hebrew cousin..they'd call him jewbacca..that'd be badass..'

- B-wald

'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'

-lateralis responding to what dna is.

'thats because they know i will find where they live, rip their little sisters pussy open with c clamps and shit inside of her until it comes out of her nose. like whoa.'

-alpentalik

'in french, 810 means 270. didnt any of you hear of a little thing called the metric system?'

-mommy in the thread 'candides '810 to rail'

 
mines original, i think ima make it

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Best shirt I've seen lately said 'Drink Orcahol! The beer made entirely from killer whales.' then it had a pic of a beer with a fin floating in it. It was great because of all the animal rights people around at my U. But yeah I think I'm gonna make one of those Nosepress/lipslide T-shirts for myself...that's great.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
Sotally Tober.......

She was dead when I got there.....

REEEEEEED BUUUUULLL GIIIIVES MEEEEE WIIINNNGGG AHHHHH AHH

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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

sit booboo sit. Good dog.

 
fiveO, how about i spent i night with paris, want to see the video

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
^thats not how it goes sherlock

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
thats where i got mine

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
my sandwich isnt going to make itself

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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
whassss ssthhheeee prrrobblleeemm occifer?

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