Funny story...

gperry1

gperry1

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So today I was in school just working on my stuff and my science teacher told me to go down to the office. On my way there I was trying to think of what happened because I could not think of anything bad I had done. I've been suspended twice now in past years and I was trying to clean my act up this year. So once I had gotten down to the office my principal tells me to sit and I'm like Oh shit this isn't gonna go down well and he says I'm sure you know why your here and all that and of course I didn't know. So he says I am aware that you have been looking up inappropriate stuff on computers in school and I'm like no I haven't and the principal turns his laptop around and up comes a suspicious activity note with the google search for porn under it. Before you comment saying I'm a perve for looking up porn in school I didn't. I had been logged onto my schoool gmail and looked it up on my laptop at home. It was so embarrassing and now I have to have that principal for the whole year. And oh yeah, I didn't get into any trouble but now I will definitely remember to log off my google accounts from now on... FML

Do you guys have any embarrassing stories?
 
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When I was in 1st grade I got caught sitting in a puddle of my own urine during standardized testing. I was too nervous to ask the teacher to use the bathroom so I pissed myself. I went to the bathroom during lunch and threw my pants away. I thought "ok my playground pants are in my backpack. If I can get there then I will be fine. I wrapped toilet paper and paper towels around my legs like a mummy. I then casually walked through the cafeteria, up the stairs, and to my backpack. I was the school badass for a week.
 
13197218:TRVP_LVRD said:
When I was in 1st grade I got caught sitting in a puddle of my own urine during standardized testing. I was too nervous to ask the teacher to use the bathroom so I pissed myself. I went to the bathroom during lunch and threw my pants away. I thought "ok my playground pants are in my backpack. If I can get there then I will be fine. I wrapped toilet paper and paper towels around my legs like a mummy. I then casually walked through the cafeteria, up the stairs, and to my backpack. I was the school badass for a week.
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let me get this straight you were the school bad ass for pissing your pants?
 
13197218:TRVP_LVRD said:
When I was in 1st grade I got caught sitting in a puddle of my own urine during standardized testing. I was too nervous to ask the teacher to use the bathroom so I pissed myself. I went to the bathroom during lunch and threw my pants away. I thought "ok my playground pants are in my backpack. If I can get there then I will be fine. I wrapped toilet paper and paper towels around my legs like a mummy. I then casually walked through the cafeteria, up the stairs, and to my backpack. I was the school badass for a week.
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I

Fucking

Died
 
13197218:TRVP_LVRD said:
When I was in 1st grade I got caught sitting in a puddle of my own urine during standardized testing. I was too nervous to ask the teacher to use the bathroom so I pissed myself. I went to the bathroom during lunch and threw my pants away. I thought "ok my playground pants are in my backpack. If I can get there then I will be fine. I wrapped toilet paper and paper towels around my legs like a mummy. I then casually walked through the cafeteria, up the stairs, and to my backpack. I was the school badass for a week.
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Much better story then OP's.
 
13197231:daveyjones said:
let me get this straight you were the school bad ass for pissing your pants?
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No, cause I dressed up like a mummy. Only the teachers knew I pissed my drawers. Then they found out in 4th grade and bullied me :(
 
13198152:TRVP_LVRD said:
No, cause I dressed up like a mummy. Only the teachers knew I pissed my drawers. Then they found out in 4th grade and bullied me :(
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Dude, you were a pimpin little kid. I can't think of anyone I know who would have just pissed themselves and then kept it chyll enough to just toss their drawers, improvise with TP, and roll back into class like, "Don't look at me like that bitch, I just need mah backup pants."
 
13197218:TRVP_LVRD said:
When I was in 1st grade I got caught sitting in a puddle of my own urine during standardized testing. I was too nervous to ask the teacher to use the bathroom so I pissed myself. I went to the bathroom during lunch and threw my pants away. I thought "ok my playground pants are in my backpack. If I can get there then I will be fine. I wrapped toilet paper and paper towels around my legs like a mummy. I then casually walked through the cafeteria, up the stairs, and to my backpack. I was the school badass for a week.
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13198297:TheSeaCaptain said:
Dude, you were a pimpin little kid. I can't think of anyone I know who would have just pissed themselves and then kept it chyll enough to just toss their drawers, improvise with TP, and roll back into class like, "Don't look at me like that bitch, I just need mah backup pants."
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hahahaha
 
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