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doritos

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So I was in Health and Human Development class today and we were learning about pregnancy. Some kid had the following conversation with the teacher and I found it hysterical, so I thought I'd share:

Kid: So can sex damage the fetus?

Teacher: Well, not really, I mean the cervix acts as a barrier between the vaginal canal and the uterus, and to be perfectly honest, most men don't own a penis large enough to penetrate into the uterus anyways.

Kid: How long is the vaginal canal?

Teacher: Roughly 8", but it varies.

Kid: So it's entirely possible if one were... well-endowed?

Teacher: Well yes, I mean there are men who are large enough, but it's rare, I mean are you 8"?

Kid: That's an answer that is entirely dependant on how many women are in the classroom.

He stands up, looks around, visually counts to himself, nods his head and sits back down.

Kid: Absolutely.

 
Yeah, I have a feeling for this is going to be a good semester for that class haha. Always awesome when you have a chill teacher and kids like that.
 
haha i love sex ed discussions. no matter how many times i hear it, the classic "what if it gets stuck" gets me everytime
 
Haha, he's one of those chill younger dudes straight out of college. On the first day when we did the "get to know each other" shit, the questions were:

1. Name

2. Hometown

3. Three hobbies

4. How frequently you masturbate.

It was awesome because after the first guy admitted to it everyone else was like "Yeah, 5-10 times a week" but every single girl flat-out refused to admit they'd ever done it. Some weird shit goes on in there.
 
8 seems like alot. i read in my textbook it was 4 inches deep. and my young attractive female physiology teacher told me 4 as well. but that kid is awesome
 
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