Funny Story Ski Accident

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My friends went skiing last year with this kid named Nick, they were skiing pretty fast when Nick hit a unexpected jump and flew into the air and landed on his hip. He broke his hip he knew right away. But the funny part was he didnt want to wait for the ski patrol he wanted to go to his room first, so they took him back to the room after he was riding the chair lift down for ten minutes. When my friend was helping him take his pants off he smelled an awful smell. Nick shit his pants when he fell and had to sit in it for like a half hour. They said it stunk so bad my freind was almost throwing up. Now we call Nick shit pants. Tell me your funny ski accident.

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
i fell so many times on my hip on rails that i made the protective sack of fluid around my femur swell up to like 3 times the size. and for a while you could poke my hip and see all the extra fluid slosh around under the skin. now some of my buddies call me jiggly hip because of that.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
Yeah dont they call that a hip pointer

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
Yo thats a funny story dude

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
Yo thats a funny story dude

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
Yo thats a funny story dude

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
i have the fluid thing, it makes your hip all funny

O yes, you can ski backcountry is syracuse ny

'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
I fell on the very tip of the upslant rail out at Copper.. it looked like randy johnson pitched a fast ball into the side of my thigh. I fell on my thigh on the tip of the rail that looked like this /\.

-Pat

 
ya dude, the fluid thing sucks. there is a good side to it though. it will teach you not to fall anymore. on the bad side, i have to go to the doc and get it drained out. i dont like big needels.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
I have gotten swellbow, its a big jiggly elbow. Well actuqally my freind did when he fell doing a handrail (skateboarding) but its all good. I think there is no name for that condition, but pooping your pants is the greatest thing a man could ever experience. What if a chick did that when she was wearing a thong?

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
haha yeah that fluid thing blows goat...i have it at the base of my spine...didnt think that double kink was that steep...

(Life, in the end, is all about style...)

 
the worst ski accident would have to be a severed testacle fortunately i have never experienced this

The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
 
My friend could do 720's very flunently, well he had been doing them for like half the season so he was like im going to do a cork 7, with a cross, so he tried it and shattered his hip and didint know it, and even played football and rebroke it the next year, well he pussed out from freestyle because of it, and he calls me a pussy all the time, but hes the one that pussed out. We always make fun of his for it because of it.

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
a month ago, I crashed and I got hip pointer, they suck I was out 4 weeks.

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
I got that jiggly knee thing and it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo painful. It was the worst pain i have ever felt in my life, there was eaily a half a cup of fluid on my knee. it was cool to touch it was like a water balloon

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
He shit his pants

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
last year me and my friends built this kicker one night, and sessioned it for a bit, that night we went to get some chicken, the next day we went up again and hit the kicker, and i fell on my ass bone and shitted my pants....i had to go to the bathroom for like 45 minutes cleaning out my pants, and droppin the rest of it...the horrible thing is, the poop was all diahreea, not logs, so it was all wet and juicy....mmmmm

the snozberries taste like snozberries

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TMI!!!!!! = too much information.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
yeah man, you should never share something like that with 30,000 other people.

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think what you will, but english skiers will takeover one day...

m1 garand is a FUCKING FAG an should stick to playing CS Online

 
i was at my local hill last night and it was racer meet night. this racer was trying to be like my friends going down the hill switch so he tried on his no twin tips, he didn't know how to turn and crashed right into a snowboarder! talk about getting two birds with one stone

~never be bought. never be sold~

 
DONT READ THIS IF YOU DONT LIKE SHIT STORIES!!!!!!

when i was in like 6th grade this kid in my school was waiting for me at the top of the hill and i was really far behind him and i was the only one he had to ski with so he had to wait like 15 minutes for me even though he had to shit like crazy and when i got there he was like ill meet u at the bottom so i ski down and see him ski straight to the bathrooms and so i decide to go to and i walk in and hes in a stall like breathin real hard and he smelled like shit cuz he shit his pants cuz he had to wait so long. And the worst part of it was that he had nothing to change out of into so he had to wear pants he shat in for the next 4 hours of skiing and the 1 and a half bus ride full of like 40 other kids who could smell it and started making fun of him. Needless to say the kid switched schools cuz of it.

 
damn I thought I was the only one.... wait... not the shitting his pants part.. HAHA.. but the hip pointer thing. I fell right on my hip ..on sat and it still hurts now. dammit.

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
Its cool to poop your pants

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
we should start a pants poopers cult

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
I was 12 years old, skiing at my local hill in Australia, the wind was blowing its ass off, through me off balance and into a tree. A branch went through my chin into my mouth, had to have a tube put down my throat from chin, thank fuck I was unconscious.

 
ick...

i got a massive bruise on my shoulder one of many that had an even darker bruise in the middle of that bruise in the shape of the top of my pole handle. it got planted while i ate shit off the rail and just slammed everything to hard. i got the wind knocked out of me by landing on the down kink part of the rail, so fucking painful

Laura moesha sharifa taniqua shaniqua rakeefa la tanya mackinnon

 
i broke my thumb in NY spinning around a lot and getting dizzy and catching an edge and smashing my thumb into this icy patch

 
If poopin your pants is cool consider me Michael Jackson

Get pickled at the Pickle Barrel and Wobbely at the Wobbely Barn. Big K Apres Ski

 
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