funny stories from on the lift

HOLY SHIT

and i wasnt there.

i cant beleive i read this on ns and didnt hear it in person from you when we live in the same fucking house.
 
riding up a quad with some random guy he pulls out a glass bottle of beer, chugs it, then proceeds to chuck the bottle over his back behind him. i turned to see what it would hit and it smacked some old guy right on his shoulder/face
 
i was in the lift line and i was goin up with 5 people but it was a quad, so i stayed back with one of my friends while the other 3 went ahead. then my friend i was with decided to peace so i asked if i could go up ahead with the other 3 up ahead as a single, seeing as im with them anyways, and the liftie lets me. then this douchebag gaper lady like cuts me off as im going up and shes like "HEY, DUDE, GET BACK HERE, YOU CANT CUT" so i proceed to not pay attention and she goes "GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN" so i turned around and i was just like "okay, first of all, im going up with them as a single, i was told it was okay. second of all, im not a dude, i'm a girl"

i thought it was pretty funny, but that's just me
 
me and my friend loaded up with 4 bags of skittles at the restaurant at my mountain and then on the the ski lift we saw this gaper going straight down the hill, so we opened up a bag of skittles and poored all them out at the gaper so that hit his ski's and helmet and made all these snapping noises so he looked up to see what it was and caught his edge and face planted it was funny, also one time my friend dumped a coke on some kid sitting on the hill from the ski lift
 
So I is ridin' up with my 2 friends and this random girl. In order from left to right, Friend #1 (luke), Me, Friend #2 (orange), then random girl #1. So we're goin up chattin about the most akward things possible (sex, drugs, etc.) and then i start pushing my friend orange into the random girls and said "control yourself orange" and the girl proceeds to laugh and then say "what are you guys smokin?" i rattle off all the drugs i could think of but she butts in and says "like whiteout? or windex?" and i'm all "what the fuck?" she sais "my friends have a lot of ideas" and i reply "not for long!" and the lift ride is over
 
lol i rode up a lift in breck with some 4 y/o kid name isaac and he was talking about how his brother doesnt need poles... then when we got off, he fell and when he got up he pretty much skied right acrosse my new 9thwards, so then i just left. but 10 seconds later i then thought if his instructor found him or not...

then i just headed to freeway
 
had to bump this because of what happened today

so im on the lift with my friend (we're both instructors) and we have one kid who's in our group (first grade) he goes "tom (my friend), why are there man wrestlers on michelles skis?" (referring to my ARWs) and he goes, "i dont know, thats just the graphic of the ski. i actually have skis with women all over them." and the little boy goes "EW, WHY!? maybe you guys should switch or something. thats weird"

bahaha it was hilarious
 
at sunday river there was snow at the midstation for the triple at barker, but you werent supposed to get off or whatever, so of course all these dumb shits are getting off. me and my cousin are riding up with this little kid from some ski school and we're like "make sure you DO NOT get off here" and hes like "yeahh yeahh i know" so were like okay. the kid gets off, gets smacked in the head by our chair (cuz that shits real low or whatever) shit knocks him over, he gets back up and gets hit by another one, then the one after that is full of dumbasses so they get off and run him over. took like 20 minutes to get all the dumbasses out of there cuz its like a 6 foot wide lane that you can go down and they had it all blocked off like. funny shit. we were way blazed too and had to confront his instructor at the top and tell him the little guy fucked up. he was so pissed.
 
me and a few friends were up skiing on Christmas eve and we were riding up the lift, probably 3 chairs apart. me and 1 other guy were probably 3 chairs ahead of my other friends.

it was pretty fucking cold that day and everyone was wet and then the lift stopped.

we were sitting there for 30 minutes freezing our asses off and the whole time some 7 year old was singing Christmas carols at the top of her lungs, not singing, screaming.

she is one chair in front of my friends.

the next thing i know i hear "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

everyone on the lift went silent and the little girl mad a squeaking noise and finally quieted down.

it was funny shit how he could be such a dick on christmas eve
 
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