Funny Stoned story

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Jaskittin

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So one day, me and my friends were good and baked and decided to go to wendys. When we got there, we first made the lady at the microphone wait a long time while everyone sat and shouted their orders at the same time. Finally, I took some order and got everyones orders. After i told her what we wanted, the friend of mine sittin shotgun leans over and yells 'Ill take a extremely large order of chiken mctesticles!!!' and then the manager gets on and goes 'Sir, if you cannot behave yourself, then i will not serve you. Being the dumbass i go 'im sorry, can we still get our food, im hungry.' And the let us, so as were driving around to the window, i parked like 3 feet away, and trying to strech the money to the guy, i droped it all over the ground. So i had to get out and pick it all up, and crawl under my car to getit and stuff. Yeah, fun night.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
hmm...

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
guess u just had to be there

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
And then your black friend was like, 'I don't have any money.' So you slam on the gas, but there is a little girl riding her bike in front of you. Your friend is like, 'Man, watch out!' Then the screen goes black and say some anti-drug thing and the commercial is over.

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
ya guess so. sounds funny. kind of

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
that isnt funny at all.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
I've never yet seen a little girl riding her bike while I'm waiting for my food or anyone riding their bike for that matter.

it's a league game smokey
 
that would be halarious if you had a video

binding destruction count: 2 so far this season, one pair of lines and one pair of rossis: what will be next?
 
Well, dammit, maybe it was just funny at the time, i dunno, just imagine a white kid with a giant fro and a keystone headband yelling for an order of chicken Mctesticles.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
haha...i almost took money from a bus driver once when i was going to the city with my friend because i thought he took it from me but he didn't. it was one of the most confusing moments of my life.

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[And if someday I find my peace of mind]

[I will share my wealth with all of human kind]
 
hahahahahah, wow.

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- Ian

Home of the Rotating Signature

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'dammit, maybe it was just funny at the time, i dunno, just imagine a white kid with a giant fro and a keystone headband yelling for an order of chicken Mctesticles.'

- KLD

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
Definitely one of those 'had to be there' cases, but I can definitely see how that'd be entertaining to me if I was baked and involved.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)
 
his comment was about an actual commercial that was parodied on the chappelles show.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
Why was i a dumbass when i asked for the food? Maybe for the simple reason that 6 bowls of weed was fucking with me

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
i, along with trixta and two other no good hooligans, have been banned from a wendys for life. it was a great story, but im over typing stories on ns.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze
 
Yeah, the kid with the afro was already banned from that restaurant, and i guess he just needed to take out some anger. Whenever we go to mcdonalds he asks for the mcpenis fillet. The people there are retarded though, and always give him either a mcchiken or a fishofillet.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
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