funny skiing quotes

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akskiing

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This might have been posted before, but I can't find it anywhere. Does anyone know where I can find funny skiing quotes? Do you guys have any?

 
'you're a homo' - Skipimp.

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
hahaha, good one...yeah, my moms a whore.

yo no love lost, i think youre good shit, i was fuckin arounsd

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
'snow what'

ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahha from that movie snow what with glen plake.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
what snow.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
' I am the rail, I am the rail, I am the rail, I am th- AARRGGHHH MY BALLS!' - me when i nutted my self on a rail...if you couldn't figure it out yourself

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
Tom: 'I need to just take my skirt off and do a fricken backflip.'

Me: 'Yes you do... before I punch you in your ovaries.'

 
'my dad takes it in the ass from skipimp_' - cj

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
'Cool man, that skier is on that hand rail.' -non skier friend ses a picture of candide on a kinked rail on my binder 'wow, i didn't know they had ski movies' same friend when aski if he wanted to go see front line

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
-'hey, you guys wanna sell us some weed?'-me to two strangers in the distance smoking in the woods

-'no, but you can come smoke this with us if you want'- Stoner #1

-'Ok!'-me

Stoner #2 turns around

-'Dan?!?!'-me

-'OH FUCK'-stoner #2 (Dan my ski coach)

-'Nice! I knew you were a stoner!'-me

 
*on top of a 40 foot cliff*

me - 'Yo, you think there's any shit under the snow im gonna get impaled on?'

urbanskier - 'Like a cock?'

me- 'Yeah, like a cock....ass.'

*jump*

me - 'Oh god my ass!'

*me with big pointy stick ripped through my snowpants in my ass*

* slight exaggeration

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
'skiing...........**long silence**.....ok............ummmmm' some chinese guy at a store in response the my question do you have any skiing clothes, i wanted to punch him

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.

-NewSchool Shakspere
 
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