Funny signs

Capurnicus

Capurnicus

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Whats the funniest road signs you've seen? Mine has to be on some Sacremento highway there is a sigh that says BREAST IMPLANTS $2000 bu someone covered up EAST with AIN so it said BRAIN IMPLANTS $2000. Wow i am lame.

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Eat bleach and die.
 
then there are the signs that say, dont shoot the signs, but there are tons of bullet holes in it

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
there was this one sign, it was pretty funny.

it just said 'stop'. and it was all red and octogular. i laughed for like 20 mins when i saw it. maaaaan. how stupid can people be? 'stop'?

i mean, come on people.

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You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
 
there is a 'hung wang delivery service' in my town...there are like five trucks with hugh wang in huge red letters on the side driving around my city.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
on tom green he was eating soup, and he saw the lard they used to make the noodles, and it said COCK LARD, so tom green was like, I didnt know I am eating Cock Lard, and the japanese people didnt know what he was talking about.

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
there is a sign that says bong recreation area, ill try to find the pic

homophobia is gay

otto: there called fingers, but have u ever seen them fing. o wait, here they go

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

 
saw this one that said --- road wet when raining

really?

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Tech

Parents: **Still worried**
 
in the girls change room there is one that says do not kiss the sign.. and it got lipstick everywhere.... oh comeon people i'm not in the girls change room to admire the signs i'm there for more important reasons!!!

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
alright... at Niagra Falls there's a sign by these stairs that go down right beside the falls at the base that says 'slippery when wet'... well no shit - the sign is right beside the base of Niagra Falls, it's never not going to be wet.

There's also a town in Newfoundland called 'Dildo'... so yea, that's pretty funny.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I wish I was done with school!!!

I wanna start my life!! :))' Johan (the swede)
 


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homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
dammit it isnt working, just go to these websites
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homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
i saw this one funny one that said..um...i cant think of one...

oh yeah my nieborhood is called deer run and theres a sign and someone took the d off and put a b so it was BEER RUN!

it was wicked.

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
damn i was in the car today...and i started to think of this same thing. cuz i saw a sign the other day and it was like someonemodified it, and i can't remember it. and it was making me mad. and it still is.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
There's this town by me called Angus. the town is full of redneck dirty bastards that noone likes... and there's a big sign coming into Angus from Barrie that says 'Angus Come Grow with Us' someone painted the G out of angus than painted pot between gorw and with so the sign said 'Anus Come Grow Pot With Us' i had a good laugh.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I wish I was done with school!!!

I wanna start my life!! :))' Johan (the swede)
 
i been to Bong Recreation area, lets just say its not all its craked up to be, I didn't see one pot head!

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
you want funny signs?

i got these two that are gold. We jacked them from jay peak

the first one says: all singles must ride in center of chair...i changer it to say ann singles ...in center of my cock

and the second one is: no loose clothing, no loose hair exposed....it now says no loose vaginas exposed

the funny shit is, we put them both in the back window of my buddies van and cruise all over, we get so many looks, it's hilarious...one time a scout troop was in the van next to us...oh shit it was funny

someone wrote PIG in the dust on the outside of the van once........he was a ass fucker

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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