Funny Shirt Quotes

[Lé.Skiing]

ok i have an idea, everyone has funny shirts with little quites on them... i know i have plenty, here you can either post pictures of the shirts you have or the quites i know there's gotta be some great ones out there, here are some shirt quites i have:

-Ever since i quit drinking(ive been thirsty)

-Looking foreward to regretting this

-I'm simple it's complicated

-Kiss me i'm Toasted

-your girlfriend thinks i'm hot

-I'm more of a hands on type of guy

-if you tap it... they will come(has a picture of an un tapped beer keg)

-Thinking isnt your strong point is it?

so far thats all of the shirts i can remember that i have. so let's hear yours

 

[Lé.Skiing]

this is one shit i'm lookign foreward to owning one day tho, its off of Tshirthell.com

 

[Shifty540]

I want some of those.

 

[whattheshit]

 

[whattheshit]

 

[whattheshit]

 

[Lé.Skiing]

I'm also fan of these:

 

[Lé.Skiing]

especially this one

 

[Leckett]

 

[Sk3bUm]

i made a shirt that says FAT CHICKS SMELL LIKE CRISCO i lost it after a couple of months

 

[tBatt]

bahahahahaha

 

[CJHski]

haha i want everyone of those

 

[[fisher]]

USE THE SEARCH BAR IDIOT

 

[jibjim]

I PEE IN POOLS,

i laughed when i saw that

 

[Leckett]

HAHAHAHAHAH i pee in pools all the time ill admit to that

 

[TRIppEN]

ok its a sniper scoped in on a rabit holding a trix box and underneath it says trix are for kids

 

[D_Mezz]

my friend has this shirt that has 2 hand on the front like showing a size of somehting and it says...I SWEAR ITS THIS BIG...then on the bak its sum fishing thing...

 

[jimmychung]

 

[Lé.Skiing]

that one's really clever

 

[sniper_6]

thats a fucking retarded shirt. dont post unless you have a funny shirt

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

oohhh shit I just got the mans"laughter" one.

My favourite is "please tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes"

 

[Lé.Skiing]

 

[Lé.Skiing]

haha when i seen this one i just laughed and laughed

 

[akerbacker]

haha

 

[steevner]

still my favourite

 

[steevner]

 

[Lé.Skiing]

haha this shirt is pretty damn good

 

[TheQuailman]

i saw a shirt and on the back it said "if you can read this, im not backpacking

 

[Lé.Skiing]

yah i hate wearing a shirt that ha writing on the back of it then you wear a backpack and half of the joke is gone

 

[Gorilla.Steeze]

hahahah amad good

 

[freestyle_kyle]

 

[Lé.Skiing]

that one's pretty damn good

 

[Lé.Skiing]

 

[freestyle_kyle]

i made the shirt myself, but i didnt make up the words

 

[sKILOve07]

this one made me laugh.

 

[bigsoxfan]

one of my buddies has a shirt that says, "Let me guess your parents are cousins" and apparently its actually tru for some girl at my school..........HAHAHAHA

 

[*DrewT*]

"I have elephantitis of the penis"

I shit you not on this one

 

[SkiCrzy]

" my pen is huge"

 

[PimpDaddySkier]

hahaha

 

[Lé.Skiing]

creative

 

[attitashfreestyle29]

I want a shirt that says this is my favorite pair of pants

 

[Uncle_Remus]

i have a shirt that says

disco sucks

 

[JAYTRON]

I saw some kid in my school with this shirt

 

[C-Burg]

Texans should stay in their own country

 

[FUUUCK]

im HUGE in japan

 

[andrewg]

hahahah thats hella funny!!!

 

[Norred]

 

[Lé.Skiing]

 

[542East]

oh my fucking god those things are hilarious

 

[dat_ski_dude]

I LOVE SOCCER MOMS

 

[garrett.]

rule #1:never fuck a bitch that weighs more than ypur refridgerator