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Breheny

Breheny

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I doesnt matter if its from someone on NS, or just a random person...FIRE AWAY!

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G_ F_CK Y_ _R S_LF

Would you like to bye a vowl?

Jakes: 'I have had shits that were more progressive than Dash Longe'

PocketRocketRipper: 'One time my dog ate a whole box of crayons, the kind with 1000 colors and a sharpener on the back, and his shits were raimbow colored for a week. I guess you could call them progressive shits.'
 
'is that the newschool harness look shane?'

'yea, you have to walk with your legs out like this, but it doesnt matter because you look so much cooler!'

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
'if you sleep 4 hours fast, its like sleeping 8 hours' - Florida football coach Ron Zook in all his wisdom

Go bears presented by Bank One!!
 
my ass cheeks started to quiver-from one of those shitting stories alpentalik started

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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
 
'its all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious'

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HCC fo yo punk ass!

Smith, Obermeyer, and Fiji- (aint no thang)
 
like i said in the other thread, you can only be young once but immature forever

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my words of wisdom
 
'im a good hobo!'-my friend after making an entire lunch from stuff other people had given him

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fear makes it fun

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

 
'You have to be like this, not like that, that's gay, this is cool, you look gay when you do that, this is way cooler than that' all said in the same fuckin' phrase almost without getting a breath. I laughed my ass of when he skied the hill down like a downhillskier, but he was standing, not in crouch.

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'Fuck milk, got beer?'

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
''Teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test'' -President Bush

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
^oh dear god^

'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
 
if shes old enough to sit at the table, shes old enough to eat!

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise! --------------------I like to jam
 
'im a little beer. no, drunk. im a little drunk'

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
'Oh my god! That man is my exact double. HUH! That dog had a poofy tail! Here puff-puff!' - Homer

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
'this jump is three vinnies high' - vinny

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
hhahahahahha tahoegirl that's hilarious! and im lvin the icon!

'there's no such thing as a female leprachaun, why do u think leprachauns jack-off so much?'

-j.d.

 
another babysitting tale:

girl: what is that alcohol called thats like maaaaarajoanica? i think thats what its called

me: ah, thats a drug, its called marajuana

girl: ohhhhhhh! thats sooo bad for you, isnt it? do you do it?

me: hahhahahhaa......no

girl: you sure?

me: oh yes

girl: ok, i mean, i dont want you doing that stuff, you know, it gives you herpes........

another one from babysitting:

boy: (with measuring tape in his hand) joanna...can i measure your head?

me: sure raymond

his sister: oh! can i measure your head too?

me: yes...

boy: (whispers into my ear) after my sisters is done, can i measure your boobs?

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
^hahahahaha thats fukin hilarious! I hope you let that kid measure ur titties

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G_ F_CK Y_ _R S_LF

Would you like to bye a vowl?

Jakes: 'I have had shits that were more progressive than Dash Longe'

PocketRocketRipper: 'One time my dog ate a whole box of crayons, the kind with 1000 colors and a sharpener on the back, and his shits were raimbow colored for a week. I guess you could call them progressive shits.'
 
Me: ok, raymond

boy: (runs away like theres no tomorrow and hides in his room the rest of the night)

oh well, guess he didnt have the balls

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
Can I measure them?

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
'If there were no women left in the world? I'd probably have sex with a fax machine.'

- Tag Kleiner

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Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp His Ass.
 
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