Funny Quotes Or signatures

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drastic_

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I seen some hilarious quoets and signatures on ns so post the funniest and wierdest signatures you have seen

Is there another word for synonym?

 
'when life hands you lemons,throw them at people'

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(your ad here)

-kevan

 
here are mine

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Dan Maguire

Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i think lateralis' quote in my sig funny, he said it in response to girls ignoring guys or somthin

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
cartoons have sick quotes

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
i like mine, its a pun about blowjobs

LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
hahah laterlis's saying thing is cool

I saw one that said 'god created adam and eve not adamn and steve' and that was great

Is there another word for synonym?

 
yea i think that was i am retarded, thats a good one

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 


'Powder before Park - park before pussy, unless there are pussies in the park then its up to you to 'pow'der heads in !!'

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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
 
the kid talking to lateralis in my sig. pretty good...

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
all this talk about sigs concerning moi is making me cry,piss,poop and jizz!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
all at once?

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
yes of course all at once

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
alex has good sigs

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
ElasmoSkiChick has a great poem/phrase (whatever u wanna call it) in hers. It's something like:

Sex is like math

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
simpsons is the way to go for quotes

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'Instead of chewing bubble gum, chew bacon.' -Dr. Nick Riviera
 
i like mine\/

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
ya....the last one on mine

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
'eat my shorts'

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
Hell yeah! Cheers to that. There was one I saw that seriously made me laugh, and my mom just looked at me funny... When I find it or remember it, I'll post.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
my quote/signature is pretty baddass..

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- I drink milk when I work out--- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
i'm fond of mine

2 Inchers Club

When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
 
lateralis has good ones

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
i like mommys icon, that was funnier than any signature could be

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
word to that, and i like alpeltalik's icon as well.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
haha i remember the 'god made adam and eve not adam and steve down wid buttsex'. ha

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
im out like the fat kid in dodgeball

how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-lets go ride a bike
 
im out like a boner in sweatpants

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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

COC session E
 
i hate it when that happens

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
i like mikee's quote about the hokey pokey in my sig

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
fuck, i hadn't seen that ns quotes thing before, i remember a bunch though.

fucking classic

Western Canadian Separartist
 
my bro is responsible for mine. I like it. cause its toooo true.

'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
 
I saw something dont think it was a quote it said

'I can reel in the bitches like its going out of style'- someone funny

Is there another word for synonym?

 
'yeah whats your problem?'

'well im a little upset about a bad sexual episode i had last night'

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(your ad here)

-kevan

 
I dont even understand the hokey pokey one and I wrote it. I guess Im not very bright.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
our drinking team has a hockey problem.

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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

COC session E
 
^^ lol thats good i like mine i found it in in a dialogue on a thread \/

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj
 
NS quotes was pretty good. I forget everything.

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-Dan

''Harvey: I love you maximumsushi!!''
 
I belive it was either alpentalik or phrosty that said 'Ever kiss your mom, then wonder when the last time she gave your dad a blowjob was?' -I could be wrong about who said it, I just remember laughing.

You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
 
i agree with whoever said simpsons are the way to go. how bout this one

'bart if we got that ten thousand dollars we would be million heirs!'

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
 
haha rsd sig is great....

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
lol yeah cj, i saw you and dspin or w.e. talking in a thread because some guy from canada spelled stuff wrong... it was funny...

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj
 
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