Funny Quotes from Pro's

speaking french is cool when you are trying to impress the ladies. otherwise it is pretty useless.

iannick b

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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
 
My friend Mike slacking off at band practice- 'but I'm so tired and asian'

^well i guess he doesnt ski though

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
 
kid-hey jf, how do you say 'go fuck a monkey' in french? jf-your mom

jf is a faggot-mcconkey

jf smells-morrison (quickly followed by) i like to smell jf!-jp

finally-suck it bitch-none other than cusson of course

skiing is for little fat kids
 
'hey, Kirsten, you're so hot' - Mike Wilson

oh, wait. that never happened. my bad

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*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
'Ah shit, i spelled Crichtons name wrong. Dont tell him about this' Andy Woods signing a poster last weekend.

 
Ever time Phil Dion would hit our biggest hit at camp and say 'That's a huge bitch!'

'I have to go get some cold medicine'-Belanger after blatantly smoking a joint on the upper deck of our house in Welches, Oregon and then driving us to a nearby school to play ultimate frisbee.

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
'kevan kozlowski is the dankest skiier of all time...not to mention the ladies love him' ~all of them

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
i forget who said it but its a classic in FREEZE 'Theres no doubt Tanner is going to win, he's wearing bib number 420!'

The Early Bird Gets The Worm....
 
^^ I think Nick Mercon said it...perhaps it was the Zima ('An escape from the harsh reality of beer') talking.

LaTe

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
actually turpin got sloppy seconds on that pro ho becuase SHE lip slid my rail the night before...then i just fucked the shit outta her

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
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