Funny Quotes from Pro's

'no, he keeps talking to me though and calling me mikey and stuff...he's starting to annoy me'

^mike wilson at tenney after bryan gallant yelled something to him and i asked 'do you even know that kid?'

'no mommy, i dont want those ones..they have pink on them....can i get these ones..they are cool..they are blue and they look really cool...please mommy'- litte queer comparing the seth pistols with the pocket rockets at a ski shop
 
we are your loon team coaches you are going to have to hike for saying that

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
Holy Shit , What!? , Holy Shit , ohhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Holy Shit What The Fuck HAHAHAHAHA What was that?

- Eric Pollard , Pep Fujas , and C.R. Johnson after watching Seth throw a huge back flip in Norway

You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
 
Did you guys hear me falling, I was like aghhhjhkgdkgjksgfhjghja and when I stopped the first thing I thought was oh shit did I sound like a dork whn I was falling.

-Shane McConkey after wrecking huge

You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
 
haha, skibum 420...are you guys coaching the private team or the seasonal one..im on the seasonal one..the private team focuses on moguls and cock sucking, and the seasonal one is all park

I am a skier.
 
That's nothing you've got water.

-Boyd Easly

Co Founder of Flaming Penguin Productions

Minor Threat Represent

What's alike between Michel Jockson and Burger King?

They're both trying to put 40 year old meat in between 10 year old buns

What's alike between Michel Jackson and Wal-Mart?

They both have boys pants half off.
 
'yeah simons good he's a little basterd though' --think about it....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and smoking the reefer

oh officer thats not ours!
 
'come get drunk and make fun of skiing'

-jeff thomas

ahah that quote will never leave him ever.......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
'You can't go steezy in the treezy' - Brian Class after experiencing his first Glade trail on skis.

'You were shaking and grunting and shit...it was so fucking funny!' - my cousin Andy after I slammed my head on some ice after landing short on a spine. I had the wind knocked out of me and suffered a concusion...bastard

Mike Rogge

Five-9 Productions
 
'Fcukin dorp theeeecckk shagafuck' 'just fuggin lee me alone you fucks!' 'happy fuggin new year you fucks!' 'fucks!' 'im onlee payhin for two damnit!' 'you wan me to fuckin....puge all over the place you fucks!' etc. etc. etc.

'Emil just get in the shower dude'

'I don wan fuggin shower you fucs'

-emils episode of alcohol poisoning

fucking ummmmm...
 
thats like the only every thread ive read that was more than two pages and read every word, good thread props..

this isnt really a quote, but funny!

in the session1242 bonus Anothony Boronowski and Dan someone play soccer on ps2, and record it...

its like

'PPAAASSSS THE BALLLL ASSSHOOLLLEEE!!!' and FUCCCCKKEENNN HELL, WHHAATTTSS IISSS THHHIISSSS SHHIIITTT TTOONNYY?!!'

'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend

That was 10 feet of queer shit, into 15 feet of gay shit! -newskool

Buy Ready Fire Aim...
 
'So, you wanna go make out until your dad gets here?'

if this doesnt show up in the next Freeze, come and find me.

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'

 
'Why is it whenever you two are together something always breaks in here?'

Head Rep to Myself and Jon

Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'I Love You Spit Bucket' -My Drunk Roommate
 
everyone be ready for wows by willy on the poniverus site.. we're gonna get it up soon hopefully.... www.poniverus.com

..4frntn..

..PONIVERUS..
 
'Ozzy wanred 1000 brown m&m's to fill a brandy glass or he wouldnt go on stage that night.....'- roady from wayne's world

 
'yo craige,

Abba Zabba Zaire

My only Friend!'

-What pep fujas signed on my poster.

and what the hell is hte c-crew? to people signed c-crew on my posters, one was CR and i forget who the other was

the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?

www.nssnow.cjb.net

^go ther and support the skiing community
 
There's got to be some form of panaashment.

Panashment?

Yeah Panashment!

What's Panashment?

You Know, when you do something wrong you get panashed.

Oh, punishment.

Yeah, punishment you fucking asshole!

JF TAlking to me about the OJ trial

 
snowjam 02

mike nick:alright first person who runs around the quarter pipe gets the hat

me:uhh mike,ive got a spraigned ankle so i cant run...

mike nick:'.............*hands me a pair of socks from his travel bag* here ya go'

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
 
Turpin on the chairlift recounting what a pro hoe said to him the night before:

'I'll lipslide your rail if you nosepress my box'

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
'Just because there is a goalie in the net doesnt mean you cant score.' Nick Mercon (I think) when he was talking to some kids at a summer camp about dating girls

He calls himself Lord of the Dance? I think we all know what happened the last time someone called themselves lord of anything.
 
^ that last one was prolly me when i was coaching at COC, but then again i could be worng, it's not a super uncommon phrase.

here's a good JF quote that none of you got to experience in the way i did a long time ago -

the setting is the night before the 2001 kickaspen big air and we decided to take him and brad holmes to a party in town of some people that steele and i knew. anyway, to make a long story short, JF gets trashed and we are standing outside when some young girls roll out of the party and he walks right up to them and tries to spark a conversation (mind you he has a nasty mullet and a horrible accent) and they proceed to walk right by him in disgust. well after they are about 15 feet away jf turns right towards them and yells 'THATS OK, I BET YOU BITCHES HAVE MORE CRABS THAN A SEAFOOD RESTARAUNT!' and about 80 people standing outside immedeatly begin laughing at the poor little group of girls as they scampered off in humiliation

that was truley one of the most classic moments ever

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this is the life God chose for me...

c-crew like what
 
^Word, that's pretty funny.

He calls himself Lord of the Dance? I think we all know what happened the last time someone called themselves lord of anything.
 
My friends and I at the ECMT; what's that smell, did someone fart? 'I'll see you guys later!' --Vinnie D walking away drunk

DEFI SKIS

[mCm]
 
my favorite quote, from my favorite skier:

'You should probably quit skiing entirely.'

-Liam Downey

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liam told me i should quit skiing
 
'I'll lipslide your rail if you nosepress my box.'

- Hahahaha, classic!

This is all I've got: 'I went for a misty 9 and did, like, a misty 8' - Evan Raps at the first X Games

'Why do you say 'take a shit' if you just leave it there?' - JF learning English

'Oh, and Morocco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which was refused).' - J.D._May
 
hey he stole my quote. grrrr. I heard it from the mouth of the devil himself. oh wait, turpin, but still.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
'you're my favorite, s-dawg.'

-sarah burke to me.

'usually when you are going for a 60 foot backflip, you should probably try to land on your feet.'

-mike d. to me.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
Gotta bring a classic back and see if anyone's got any new additions to the list

'Say what you will about the tenets of modern socialism, at least its an ethos' -Walter Sojezch, The Big Lebowski
 
'women are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped' - Chris Booth

Siver Cartel.

High Society.

Scott USA.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
In one more year, I'm legal. And then it's on, Burke.-Dumont to sarah burke

Skiing is a lot easier to talk about than it is to do-Jonny Moseley

 
'its a fuckin sickk movie, just dont let ur parents see it'

a very drunk nick mercon on guatemalan persueder

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
 
Me 'theres no fukin girls here, kiwi girls are fukin ugly'

tanner' yeh i know dude what about that one though' pointed to little blonde proho who is like a 6 /10 nice body but ugly face.me 'shes not really nice but for nz shes good' t'ok kool man' he then proceeded to make out with her for a while in the corner.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
i called matt harvey once cause iwas in ottawa and i had no clue about where i had to go

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
tanner to friend of mine named phil pissed at the bar..

'I love all you guys your great but wills fukin crazy.'

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
that was the longest thread i have ever read and it was worth it... good stuff

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
When was the last time u were`nt so fucking ugly.........Justin Senecal when some ho asked him when was the last time you got layed! in Whistler last summer!

 
that was the best long thread ive read since the post pics of hot chiks (83 pages at last count)

well worth the read(so was the one mentioned above, i recomend it if u havent seen it yet

 
Maybe we could watch them sometime sucking on lollipops and playing bingo. But get out your tissues cause they are tear jerkers.

Pep Fujas - on Land Before Time movies

 
'holla back, nagga wut, twerk that thing, ya snaptooth-billygoat-redtapered-yellabella' tim durtschi speaking normal on the way back from tahoe. by the way he greased the largest cement ledge i've ever seen..ya heard

 
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