Funny Quotes from Pro's

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“It’s in Canadian dollars, so I’ll probably just see a movie...'

- Dumont after winning the WSI Superhit competition

anyone got anymore?

General Disorder
 
'this jump is at least three vincents high' vinny dorion... best quote

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
the walrus is in the barn!

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
At a COC barbeque this summer matt sterbenz came into the Freezing Point 32 bus to check it out, and upon leaving we haerd him say sumtihn like, 'Fuck the bus, i wanna monster truck' it was pretty spectacular.

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'I wanna monster truck, Fuck the bus' - Matt Sterbenz after checkin out the Freezing Point bus.
 
'you fucked your eye' chris turpin to me

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
read my signature

You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
 
will brown.... in the tenney lodge eating food n chillen... 15 minutes into lunch... 'do they have a lodge here?'... o wow... one of the many 'wows by willy you will see up on the new poniverus website (soming soon)...

..4frntn..

poniverusonline.tk
 
Damnit where's my midget- Philou missing Vinnie this summer in Whistler

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
haha, i found out harveys number. but im not calling him.

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BC Fusion - Skier Tested Mother Approved

CKG Member #2
 
'I'm going to rub out Mike Douglas for making me look old, that bastard.'

-33-year-old Shance McConkey on 33-year-old Mike Douglas' continued success as a jibber.

'So I can drive it down the freeway.'

-Brad Holmes on why he bought a boat

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
'wow you still suck'-my friend i ski with after i landed my first cork.........he's off throwin d spins and all this unnatural off axis stuff

 
something like 'when you shit tonight your ass is gonna burn' which i promptly replied to with a middle finger and a painful groan

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
One of my favorite sections in FREEZE is Overheard, it has all kinda of great quotes. like the one above about mcConkley gonna rub oon Mike D for makin him look old. or mike jaquet once answered 'As long as he has a helmet' When asked if a big air contest can wear a lepoard skin thong.

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'I wanna monster truck, Fuck the bus' - Matt Sterbenz after checkin out the Freezing Point bus.
 
Bryan you are a faggot, that quote is not funny at all, cause for simon he is prolly serious, not knowing how much canadian dollars is, and i know of a few ppl who could have really used that money and of appreciated it rather than laughing and making a joke of canadians... fuck you

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
'Kristi, your ass is so fine, im going to quit skiing just to fuck you' JF Cusson in blunt trailer

Originally Posted by Phunk

'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

Captain Planet... hero to all?
 
' None. They're all dirty hippies with no electricity.'

- Greg Tuffelmire, answering the question, 'How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
My signature:

'It's too bad one piece suits are gay because they are really warm and when you fall, they keep the snow out.' Dean Cummings

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
'It's ten bucks, and if you're under 18 you didnt get it from me.' -Jon McMurray at the East Coast Movie Tour trying to sell me Without A Cause

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
'i call shotgun on the one drinking beer' jf scoping high school girls at a mall in norway

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
'Peter is...so hot right now'

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
'bitch, just because you came here with me doesnt mean were leavin together!' thats from a burgetime kid at my brothers party. guess who.....

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
'Drop Cliffs, not bombs' -JF Cusson

Freeskiing is a lifestyle, and true skiers are the ones who live this lifestyle, not the ones who follow it.
 
'once you go black, we dont want you back'

-cant release name due to racial complications

rock out witcha cock out

-boyd
 
This is part of a conversation i'm having with mike nick as he is leaving the red hook brewery:

Me: 'Mike, i dont want to sound like a little bitch, but do you happen to have any free stuff with you?'

Mike: 'Hey man, come to the Siver Session tomorrow and ill hook you up with a ton of free shit.'

Me: 'I really want to, but i have the state cross-country meet all day so i cant.'

Mike: 'Yeah you can. Once you hit the finish line, just keep on running.'

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
haha, reggeaconcept, you lied to mike nick? how could you? you arnt on the xc team dumbass

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
'dear driskey, burn in hell! love- nick mercon'

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
no, mike told me that if i came to the session i would get free stuff. but i didnt have anyone to go with so i didnt go. i cried instead

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
^i couldnt get a ride. that's what i meant. i didnt have anyone to go with and my parents would give me a ride to tenney. if i were able to drive i would have gone and met new people there. but, alas, i cant drive

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
yea, tahoefreerider, you are really kind of uncalled for

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
he didn't say at first the reason he didn't go was cuz he didn't have a ride. he said he didn't have anyone to go w/. FREE STUFF! hello you are dumb if you just didn't want to go cuz you didn't have someone to go w/. whatever

 
'You probably are better than me' -Jonny Moseley talking to my friend.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
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