Funny questions to ask a person from canada?

why is Canada so much more awesome than the United States?

Why are Canadian dicks so much larger than American dicks?

Why are Canadian girls so much hotter and skinnier than American girls?

I could go on....

 
holy shit everyone, calm down we had a canadian employee coming down today and we were looking for funny things to ask him as a joke.

thats creative how can i become more of a deuchebag, maybe if i spent more time on this site i'd become one. fuck
 
8000 posts in 3 years... i think you spend enough time here my friend

but really, on a site where a large majority of the population is canadian, you cant come on here asking for jokes ripping on canada

why are Americans so arrogant?

 
you know what....go into the hood and find a group of black guys adn ask them for some good black jokes because you have a new black guy coming to work for you....tell me how that goes
 
is he really a noob? he does have 180000+ karma. which is more than everyone posting here except bishop
 
umm, it's not a "large majority," not even any majority, the large majority of this site is american, though there is a large number of cannucks, especially from the east (ontario, quebec).
 
why do canadians still have an inferiority complex despite a struggling US economy and 2 terms of poor leadership?
 
the problem with those kind of jokes is that most of us have heard so many of those questions before, but being completely serious, that we'll automatically assume your just a fucking retard and give you a weird look.

i've made the mistake of laughing once to many times at a question at work and then being given a blank stare because they were seriously asking me why there isn't any snow in July in Whistler, or where they keep the bears for viewing.
 
oh i got one

why do canadians get so offended over a totally non serious thread? why dont canadians chill the fuck out a little? why do they eat so much poutine?
 
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i met a canadian girl at a polka fest and she was fucking sweet.

ask them how to breed such awesome girls, so they aren't such cunts.
 


A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?

The taste.

 
I just got back from a one week training exercise and some of the Canadian military did it with us. They got destroyed. I finally got to light up a Canadian on full auto.
 
some things i learned from a canadien while at windells

they dont have electricity, they live in igloos and straw huts and they own polar bears to fend off the trex that wander the land. also, they have awesom health care and have sick looking money
 
easyyy there buddy, just because doug said something doesn't mean it was touched with gold.

this was a joke and everyone wennt wayyy too far, i think we all just need a little snow.

also i'm no "noob"
 
i think errrrybody knows canada is better then the us becuase we ride poler bears to the ski hills in the milddle of july to ride powder snow, eh
 
i know and am good friends with a fair share of american's (i ski at holiday valley), but the big problem i have is not with the american's i know, its the american's i do not know. i have had numerous negative encounters with hicks from upstate new york, or snobby socialites from boston, ohio, etc... and the one constant between the vast array (sarcasm) of american's which i have met is that they are incredibly arrogant and feel the need to bully canadians just to prove to us how big (small) their dicks are
 
if you couldn't notice my posts have all been dripping with sarcasm.... you americans really need to lighten up ;)

all that fast food must be bad for your blood pressure
 
touche..it is delicious

but to be honest, I really feel that the majority of Canadians on newschoolers are sort of pretentious. They're allowed to call me a fat lazy suv driver, but the moment i say anything about canada im an asshole.

i completely agree with elgato..get off of your cultural high horse canada
 
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