Funny power animal?

[GORlLLA]

I need to give a short speech on what my power animal is, and since I don't believe in all that stuff I thought I'd ask ns for something funny.

 

[wesley.]

bottle-nose dolphin

 

[GORlLLA]

oh, and I need a funny/short explanation. but this one is obvious cuz i have a huge schlong

 

[Mr.Kamu]

pikachu

 

[TheClap.]

this

 

[wesley.]

question: what class do you have to do this in

and another suggestion- seahorse

 

[Phil-X-]

do it

 

[dreadyboy]

beaver

 

[GORlLLA]

I'll do it if anyone can come up with some sort of explanation why I picked it. lol

 

[notadoctor]

you have electricity powers so does pikachu. I don't see the problem

 

[Aidan-G]

Chinchilla

 

[Steezegull]

you picked it because you refuse to be tamed by ash(the man) and will not enter his pokéball(conformity)

 

[Spinoza]

grizzlydile (you know half bear, half croc)

ps whats a 'power animal'?

 

[Jamestown]

Sloth, i take things slow.

Or platypus, I'm unique.

 

[BDWYE]

yes!

 

[TheClap.]

bhahahaha ftw +k!

 

[The.Ginger]

Narwhal

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

jelly fish because no girl want to touch tour danglies

 

[Scott0_robot0]

how has the blobfish not came up yet.

 

[SkiThe603]

Bear- Because you don't mind the cold, enjoy spending time on mountains, love scaring the shit out of people, love free food, and you enjoy the woods, and leaves

 

[Winston_Smith]

i'm a platypus cause I lay eggs

 

[saucybiscuits]

penguin.

like to look fancy

always there for the ladies (carrying eggs)

and you like to throw up in people's mouths

 

[Mr.Turtle]

i just lost it

 

[BlackieChan]