Funny porno titles

on digital cable ive seen

sexual predator

night cap

hot line

"is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?"-Lateralis
 
lord of the g-strings

__________________________________

'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
 
"The Hymen-Lick Maneuver" I came up with that one.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
not that funny but actually quite good, "lord of The G String"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
haha^ the best on there was "Harry Twatter"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
dude we all forgot back door sluts 9

"is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?"-Lateralis
 
sexual destinations

show me yours

lets do it

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
the bare mitch project

***************************************
-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
hahaha, i love it, they have a list for that shit. some of those are good.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
peeping toms

-------------------------------------
What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
 
"saving ryan's privates" haha this list is funny

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
the bare bitch project

__
the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth

 
"50) Batman in Robin"

that has to be the best one

_________________________________________
____

i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
Playmate of the apes, soft core pron hahaha fucking HBO

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
I was browing through pron titles on our cable box (since I have no money to order them) and I saw "Attack of the Sex Nymphs 8".

nornornornornornornornornornorn ornornornornornornornornornorno rnornornornornornornornornornor

nornor
nonornornornornornornornor

nornornorno
rnornornornornornor rnornornornornornornornornornor nornornornornornornornornornorn ornornornornornornornornornorno rnornornornornornornornornornor nornornornornornornornornornorn ornornornornornornornornornorno rnornornornornornornornornornor nornornornornornornornornornorn ornornornornornornornornornorno rnornornornornornornornornornor nornornornornornornornornornor
 
ball-deep, oopps! what's in my ass?, gag factor....

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
a clockwork orgy

***************************************

w
ait so they have ebay on tatooine now?

-strode420
 
these are actual titles we found in my friends dad's basement, with his receipt/signature.

rock the cock

dickstick delight

spitters 12 + 16

california cock suckers

she swallows 12 + 14

haha. he likes bj porn.

(zach)

free xbox?or an iPod?
 
"Madison's Anal Avenue"

"The Porn Identity"

^that was on the OC.

Freezing Point 32

OVO helmets

'Straight creeping on this bitch; Blonde haired chicken head.... she turned around and it was fuc
 
Weapons of Ass Destruction

Grand Theft Anal

White Girl in the middle

Cum Sucking Fuck Hogs

I work at rogers video, and our movie database has all the adult video titles in it... it's great looking for stuff for a customer like "grand theft auto" and "grand theft anal" comes up

 
One Night in Paris

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
bare winch project, dont know if that is actually one or not

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
Geranalmo

Forrest Hump

The Sexorcist

Star Whores

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone

i also thought the one from 'a girl next door' was funny:

chitty chitty gang bang

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
bare pimp project.... watch out for the stick pimps.

101 fornications

good will humping

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top