Funny Porn names

kowabunga

kowabunga

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yeah, i know that thread about why you shouldnt look at porn, and i dont! i totally agree with whoever started it, but things people say would make HILLARIOUS porn titles. haha whats yours? here mine:

THAR SHE BLOWS! (liek a pirate one! eh, eh!?)

O.:|K|o|w|a|b|u|n|g|A|:.O
 
you still have my damn ICON!

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
i mean, whos the dj? and who has more posts? woah..i have a lot now..

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
I can you my pornstar Name (middle name + first street to live on)- Phil Verdes

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
Chase Harvest Wood haha

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ We're gona light the weed, tap the keg, shoot the shit, now let's begin. We're going to kick right back, sit right down, enjoy your girl, you're gona love the sound. -Bad Ronald
 
Owen Seaview..ya represent

**I'd rather be skiing**

'this cold weather is going to cause me to kill something. watch out lady bugs - you're going down!!!!' - Mr.Hunt

'i'm tired of people talking shit when they dont know whats up.. i'll tell everybody off including god himself... i dont give a fuck.' - Dirty.
 
Marie Green (I sound like a geek.. Oh, wait, I *am* a geek.. yes, that's right.)

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
Gerald Old Post..................Old Post....hahahaah

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.

-NewSchool Shakspere
 
i dont care about the naming system

i want piot north as my name

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Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
 
the names Barry...Barry McCockiner

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
porn titles:

-Ho's, shave that nappy thang

-Trial by Copulation

-Doin' the Butthole Boogie

-San Fernando Jones and the Raiders of the lost poon

-Creme de la face

-WASSSUUUPPP.....your ass

-Your crack is my snack

-Rectal Rooter

-Tits a wonderful life

-Seymore Butt's Ass show

These are all actual porn flic titles. Amazingly amusing, aren't they?

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
danny deep throat haha we actualy called a girl that in high school... shit wow that means i'm out of high school ahhh it just hit me.

i just say im gay... - Schwags

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that
 
geeks revenge shall come fairy, you wait, im a nerd! i just realised it! my good golly! hahaha *snort* hahaha

O.:|K|o|w|a|b|u|n|g|A|:.O
 
I am a *geek*.. Not a nerd.. there's a difference. lol

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
Josh Carol Jane or i guess it could be Dallis Carol Jane, or Josh Melodie Anne, or Dallis Melodie Anne

'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson

'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson

'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson

 
i thought pornstar names were (middle) + (name of first pet)

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Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.

- HOMER SIMPSON
 
Mine would be Elizabeth Coachwood or Elizabeth Stan. They don't sound like porn names!! Liz Coachwood maybe, but they're wierd! The radio station I listen to has a competition where you have to guess which is a porn movie name and which is a kung-fu or western movie. It gets pretty funny!

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well duh! silly willy, geek, nerd, geek, nerd. this isnt a potatoe potatto situations. haha who says potatto?!

O.:|K|o|w|a|b|u|n|g|A|:.O
 
alotta vagina and ivana humpalot...im ashamed no one else posted them

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
William Magnum! Thats mine and its the best I've heard.

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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
 
My friends wants his porn name to be Poppa Cherry! He was tell me, while on the way to a disco dance. I couldn't stop laughing because he was dressed like a child melester and he kept saying his name was Poppa Cherry!

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
Garon Pleasantview

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Shack Mackmaster

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
haha

woodstock

i get it

'How can i argue with you when you mumble?'

'abbadsjhdmmdasij'

'why thank you! ive never heard nicer things'

'huh?!'

 
i think Garon Pleasantview is better than woodstock

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
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