funny poo story

ghost dragon.. thats the funnest thing ever.. OMG i picutre this shit gyser in this crapholw bathroom. omg

if anybody been to the restrroms in govy thers shit on the walls

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there was shit on the walls in my high school. Yeah it was a brand new school and the rebels decided they would rebel and someone wrote 'I hate Mr. Ressa' in shit on the mirror. wow

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i have to admist somethign.. i like to climb tall trees in the woods and pooo off them and watch it splat.. OK I SAID IT> MY DIRTY LIL SDECERT IT OUT.. IM A FOLAGE FECALER

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some fat kid i know had to shit during geometry class so he went to our shitty bathroom, (no pun intended) and he sat down on the toilet and he felt it start to shake. he jumps up, hits his head on the stall door, falls down on the toilet and rips it off of the wall. lets just say there was shit everywhere.

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i wish mt hood blew up and all the ash and stones landed on my mountain and it became like 2000 feet taller - Bristolrider
 
so when my friend was little he swallowed a quarter and for the next like week his mom had to search through his poop to see if it had come out or what ever and when it did his mom came out and told us that it gave her change to dimes and and nickle it was funny and scary

kymaryy
 
Attitashskier hahaha that was hilarious I can picture it all in front of me.

This summer in Sölden Austria, I went pretty big on a cornerhip, overrotating a cork 5 to a cork 7, landing on my back. It was really soft so it was no problem, but once I hit the ground I just heard a fucking explosion. It was perhaps the hugest fart I ever had that slipped out of my anus, bringing my pants a huge load of shit. My asshole felt sore all day from the speedshit.

I once shat my pants on a birthday party in first grade. It was so embarrassing I considered taking my life on the bathroom while trying to clean my pants up. then I managed to smoothly tell the birthdaykids mom that I needed a phonecall and it all was solved without bigger problems.

shit is so funny

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.If my toes were made of broccoli I would rule the world.
 
my little sister took a shit in out pool once and we thought it was leaf so we were trying to pick it up until we realized it was poop. Oh she got a beating after that one

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wow u landed on ur back and shit ur pants, thats fuckin funny man

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
ghost dragon:best shit story ever

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funny shit

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

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one time this asian kid was sprinting to the bathroom and he shit and the shit fell out his shorts onto the floor,and another kid slipped on it. it was really funny

-dan-
 
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