Funny near death experiences

kietzmann4g

kietzmann4g

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so u know those situations that seemed pretty scary at the time and now u can laugh at?

well i was recently charged by a 2000 lb bull and it was scary...i got away but it basicly made me shat my pants but now its pretty funny to talk about

i wanna hear some other situations like that
 
I drive my car in Colorado. Everyday i almost die but when i don't its funny to talk about how shitty CO drivers are.
 
the other day i was cooking on a propane bbq. took me forever to get it lit cause it was acting up. once i finally did, it sounded very odd. i inspect it for a while, then look underneith. the hose underneith that connects to the propane tank was on fire. the fire was like 3 inches away from the nozzle of the tank.

i'm sure there are safety features on the tank that wouldnt let it blow, but scary as shit at the time. i just turned it off and ran away.
 
everytime i go driving with my brother

and one time i almost got ran over by a tracktor
 
my brother almost killed me too

To get you a sense of the landscape of my yard, there are boulders all over my yard. I dont know why. Well my brother was driving the lawn mower around and towing me in the trailer. Well all of a sudden that son-of-a-bitch crashes into one of these boulders. I jumped out thinking it was gunna blow up, but it didnt. (I was 8, he was 7)
 
bodysurfing on some legit waves in lake huron (hey there were like a good 6 feet...thats big for a lake) on a stormy day a few summers ago. theres lots of boulders and a rogue wave flipped me and smashed my face into a boulder...fcked up the nose and lots of blood. could have drowned (concussion..worse) but alas i lived to tell the tale.
 
Walking around with some friends, absolutely hammered. Decided to climb up onto some school portable roof to bong sesh, there was a gap between two portables that I noticed and jumped on the way to bong seshing, but I didn't notice it on the way back, stepped right in and my backpack managed to keep me from falling 15-20 feet onto gravel. LEGIT.
 
My friend lost control of his SUV on the way to Baker. I was in the passenger seat. We ended up rolling and the car came to a stop about 80ft before a bridge. We were both unharmed. Not really funny, but it was a crazy experience.
 
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