funny names..

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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I like funny names...like

germaine

do you guys have any funny names for me?

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Chester.

and

Pat McRoch.

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$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
I hate the names that are always in text book questions. For example, 'Rajeanne and Christalyanna walk so many miles to school...' etc.. Why can't they use simple names, or simply 'Person A and B walk so many miles to school...'

'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
 
Yeah, and there's no problem with that. I just wish they could use shorter names! lol Actually, it only bugged me when I was in Elementary school and couldn't pronounce some of them when I was reading the questions out loud. I'm used to uncommon names. I wish my name was less common.

'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
 
Yeah...what if someones name was...a..or....b...then they would feel discrimated because they were only ones in the text book....

oh and another name is....i cant think of any...i had a boat load to put on here but as soon as i got here i forgot...

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My best friend's name is Moon, and it's actually her name, not a nick-name. I have another friend named Shasta (after the soft-drink).

'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
 
my older sister's name is Katinka

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
i know a guy named eamon, and hmm, well amalia, and uh, i duno, steele spence, what the hell, steele as a first name, its a super tight name, but it shold be a last name. everyone with steele as a last name is really cool. those names arent bad, they are just unuseuall, wich is cool, i hate my name, tom, i wish my name was like riley or wiley or i dunno, something cooler than fuckign tom. but steels tight,.

~Tom
 
Paul, I really like your sister's name. It's cool. I have a friend whos name is Kafele. It's such a sweet name, but none of the subs can pronounce it.

'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
 
haha, i had a sub a couple days ago, ( it waswnt actually my sub but i was really bored so went to there class and pretened i was in the class) and she couldn't say anyones name right. I think she probably had something wrong with her speaking so now that i think about it its no to funny anymore. Whatever it was funny at the time :S

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
ooo.. someone has been watching Austin Powers!! yeah. those names are cool. If i were english speaking person i would like to have name Buddy Love!!

Me need snow!!
 
Heh heh. Vergil is funny......

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hey Iwannastompalot what happened to Ivana Humpalot??

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How bout Beatrice? I am sitting next to one at work right now.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
batrice is a weird french name...

I f I have a kid, Ill call him bitch

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in the calgary and area phone book there is 'd. vader' 'stuart pidass' and 'holding pecker'....i'm guessing that the second 2 are fake, but the first one is real...(if you dont get the second one try shortening the name)

 
I have a friend whose name is Siobhan, but she's Irish and you say it like 'Shavaun'.

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My brother has a friend who's name is Trout. Yes, its just like the fish!

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-Ralph Wiggum
 
My brothers name is Kougar (with a k) and my sister's name is Raven. (my other sister's name is gabrielle....my name is dominique)

Everybody's favorite crack whore, me.

I don't take drugs,

I am drugs.

Please ignore the crazy girl.
 
I think norman is a pretty boss name. Hahahh Flepp... hahha Steele Spence is so money. Only someone cool and cute like Steele could pull it off, if he was a pussy then it would be weird. But Norman and Binky are boss names. Names like Brett, Brad, Bryant, Brent, Brandt, are all really sexay. Makes me think east coast.

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I wish my name was Matt Harvey! hehe

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dude go to a mcdonalds and order a 'Chicken McTesticles'! its soo funny.

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y names Brodie... it's kinda funky, but there's this kid I know named... Bonnanza.. hehehehe... Elmo is a funny name too... oh and there is this one girl who's name on the attendance sheet is 'pooah' and the subs allasy come in and ask if 'Poo' is here. MAn we all crack our selves up laughing.

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I have a friend named Jennifer Estro, but on the attendance list, it says 'Estro, Jen'... The subs always say it as one word and are like, 'Is Estrogen present?'

'Jenna, trust me, the lightning will not bite you.' - Robin
 
There was some guy in the phonebook a few years ago.. Ivan Itchyanus...he didn't appear in the next phonebook.

I know of a Siobahn, Nixon, Gertrude and stuff.

And don't diss Beatrice, we have an Olympic gold medalist named Beatrice F'aumarina (that spelt right PhattTim?).

You guys should check out some of New Zealands Maori names..Ruapehu, Ngarahoe, Tongariro, Manukau, Aoteroa etc..

What gravity?
 
i have a friend whose name is Dusty Storm and his sister's name is Summer Storm. his parents use to be hippies

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
hippies? that golden....

the worst name possible is jim...

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Aeden... how much more confusing can you get?

Ryan Willis, Nickolas Campbell i LOVE those 2 names!!

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i know a guy named Omar.

and i think crystal is a dumb name. who the hell names their kid after a stone. that like calling your kid 'stone'

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Sven, Meuro, Cisco, Shakko, Braidy, and im stuck

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-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Can't u feel it gettin colder down there already??

We may be down a few guys, but that doesn't matter....It's not about who's not here, it's about who is...We need all the fans to rally together and make some noise! -Mats Sundin

 
Probably no one will believe me, but I know a guy whose REAL name is Micheal Hunt, or Mike Hunt. Ahahahaha! So great!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

 
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appearently there is a Barry Micockinher in steamboat. too lazy to look it up though.

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my sister's name is Starr. my brother went to kindergarten with a girl named God. no last name. her parents thought if people named their children jesus in respect...then why not God. i love aeden's name.

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