Funny names

Canuker

Canuker

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Well in geography we are doing immigration and emmigration( in groups) and each group has to make some posters for a country(of your choice) and make an immigration policy.

anyways we get to make our own made up a profile(individual) of your self and i had some funny name ideas i wanted to do but my friends took them. Anybody have some funny names that i could use for my project?some of my friends are like columbian drug loards and stuff.

this is the profile:

NAME:

SEX:

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:

AGE:

LANGUAGES:

etc...

 
my buddy left me a voicemail claiming he was, "Icar Vwood" as in I Carve Wood. it was funny at the time.

i'm assuming your friends already used George Jung and Pablo Escobar.

maybe Ellie Copter.

google it, they have lists of funny names like what you're looking for....

Al Bino

Buster Cherry

haha here look through these http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html
 
I like Aunt Jemima. Not sure of the spelling tho, and there is no joke in the name. Always makes me laugh to hear it 
 
in my math class the following people sat next to each other, it was GLORIOUS! iwant them to marry:

Eda Cootch and Harry Wang (poor harry cause hes a first generation immigrant from china and they changed his first name to make it more American?? bad choice though)

p.s Eda is asian too

 
jack mehoff.........pronounced:" jack me off"

oliver closeoff.....pronounced: "all of her clothes off"

Harry P. Ness......pronounced: "harry penis"

and lastly

CUNT FUCK.......pronounced: "cunt fuck"
 
Hugh G. Rection (huge erection)

Jack Mehoff (jack me off)

Ben Dover (bend over)

Mike Hunt (my cunt)

Oliver Closeovf (all of her clothes off)

Bobbison Jr. (this used to be my "signature" prank calling name) ((must be said in a gay voice for full effectiveness))
 
there was a guy at my old college called chris peacock, his dad was called andrew, but everyone called him drew (drew peacock). true story.
 
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