Funny lift questions

[theres_ghosts]

so i lost i bet to a friend and i have to ask some people stupid questions on the lift when we go on our ski trip.

any suggestions?

 

[KRAMPUSNTROLLZ]

yeah you did hahah

 

[thenakedcellist]

dress up as a gaper and just fuck around. Don't ask questions just mess up the lift. haha

 

[maclem]

you dropped your pocket...

 

[cab509]

Here are a few of the top of my head

why is the world flat

Isn't the Spears family a great role model for all of America

Where's Canada

What would you get if you cross breed a Mango and a Kiwi

Can you name five countries that end with -istan

Does this hat make me look fat

(if it's a girl) so does my goggle tan turn you on

there are a few

 

[Mezmerize19]

have a funny accent when your next to a snowboarder and ask what he is riding

ASk them if they have a sister and if they say yes can you date them cause your lonley

ask them if they are interested in modeling for a porno and show them your camera

 

[KRAMPUSNTROLLZ]

oh god these are epic

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

... and show them your dick, then try not to cry when she laughs at it's small stature

 

[wev-skis]

^^

owned

 

[MADmidwest]

can't hold it against him, for god sakes it's freezing out there.

 

[theres_ghosts]

you know i might just do that and then ill send the porn tapes to you so you can see what real sex is

 

[ScrappyJoeYoung]

i did that and acted like i was borat haha

 

[martin.]

ask normal questions with a foriegn accent

 

[Alex_G]

Australian accents are always fun.

 

[freestyler540]

How do you use this lift?

So I sit on it? how is that achieved?

what do I do with my sticks?

What does this sign mean?

Do I have to respect it?

 

[Tinga]

just speak gibberish while looking at them.

 

[BMB]

start foaming at the mouth, and say " how's it goiin?"

 

[psizzle]

u could like drool and lick them 

 

[theres_ghosts]

oh these are dope

keep em coming

 

[fourhundred]

ask them their favourite food, and then ask them if they want to go and eat lunch at the chalet together becuase you're alone

 

[seemeski]

haha yeah. Turn around and face the lift and try to get on.

 

[martin.]

oh I just got a good idea

dress like a gaper (red jacket, black pants, directional skis), and ask a bunch of park kids how they do stuff, and be really annoying about it.

then show them up

 

[GGreene]

-ask the lift people if they will help you on the lift

-get real mad at people when they alternate in front of you

-ride up with people you dont know and ask them if its cool if you smoke a joint

-act like you have never skied before and ask them things like: where do they put the moguls in the summer?, if the lift goes up the mountain?, what the best city to get a hooker is?

 

[wev-skis]

^^

hahahah ask for help on the lift. hilarious

 

[Mezmerize19]

you stole the moguls from SSX

 

[potato_man]

can u put some sunscreen on my chest? my jackets all weird, and light comes through it

 

[BravoWhiskey5280]

right before u get off give the lift operator a thumb down...he will slow it down for you and then when you get off fall in front of the people....or you can keep the bar down and never lift it up so you have to back down the mountain

 

[Canuker]

i LOL' so hard when i read that, i was just picturing someone doing that ROFL

oh you should get those pills that make your mouth foam alot, or maybe they are not pills but i remember this trick if you put something in your mouth it makes ti foam like mad.