Funny laws

nickmcnutt

nickmcnutt

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post some funny laws you come across... i will start

-In New York, A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

-In Florida, You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

-In New Jersey, it is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

-In Alaska, Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

-In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

-In Maine, Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

 
its illegal to cross the street on red even when no cars are within 3 blocks of the intersection you want to cross

fucking $114 ticket. im still pissed
 
well here at the university of pittsburgh, the sororities aren't allowed to have houses because on a 200 year old law or something that says any house with more than 8 unrelated women living there is considered a brothel.

Also in virginia beach there are no profanity signs up everywhere (under penalty of law).
 
^Same deal in Vancouver.

Its also still currently law that citizens of Vancouver must carry an anchor in their car in case of emergency brake failure.
 
in bc its illegal to kiss a sasquatch on a sunday

in florida its illegal to eat and orange while taking a bath

in canada its illegal to buy something with 50 pennies
 
Its illigal in Canada to show your affection in public on a Sunday.

Every sign in Quebec must be French (yeah bumbest law ever, FUCK BILL 101)
 
you can;t have anal sex in canada under the age of 18. 3somes are illegal.

thsoe are kind of weird....

but as tredeau pointed out, what happens in the bedrooms of canadians is private and up to them.
 
in LA a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap as long as it is under 2 inches of width, unless his wife gives him permission otherwise
 
In Indiana if a girl is riding in a car with you and has her shoes and socks off, it is considered rape
 
you are allowed to view moose from air planes in alaska as long as you are not going moose hunting with in 24 hours of flying over and looking for moose, you are not allowd to shoot moose from the air either, unless you are a biologist who is shooting them so that they may tag and track them
 
MA- Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.(that one's fake)

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (why would that ever be true)

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (i guess i did something illegal)
 
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. hahahahaha what the fuck!!
 
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the Fountain of Life

Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.

You may not own a log cabin

You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach

Bicycle riders may not lift either foot from the peddles, as it might result in a loss of control(woops!)

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
 
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
 
in indiana, it is illegal to take a bite out of someone elses hamburger

My old history teacher had a poster with stupid laws, they were really funny, some were about having a porcupine in a bathtub with you and stuff
 
One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.

It's against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
 
kinky...

Pennsylvania- No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor" ...
 
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