Funny Joke Made By a Snowboarder!?!

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aclsarescary

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So, I'm standing there, right!, at the top of this rail. This SNOWboarder and his buddy are hiking it. The hike one of the two stops and looks at me and goes: 'I can glues those together for you, 10 bucks'

Me: 'Glue what?' ***I look at my ski to see if they are coming apart***

Hick: 'Your skis, I can glue them together....and make them a board again!'

Hick and Friend: 'Hahahahaha....yeah man, hahahaha'

^Boy was that snowboarder making a killer skier joke, it was so good I thought every single one of you need to read it.

But now I want to know what snowboarders have said to YOU!

(yes, you):

So type away munch-skins.

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i rode the lift with a snowboarder chick and she smoked me out for free

drink hard and die young

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
 
wow, your a really good skier

i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6

ECS headwear, hit me up!
 
^same

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
ahah..they scare me..especially the big ones..so creepy .always waiting to hit the jumps and rails..but never actually doing anything

You can't get hurt skiing until you fall
 
watch that kid, he's really good.

even though it was only a 270 couldnt help feelin good about my self

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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
one time they cheered for me... and said that was pretty cool for skis... but all i did was pull a super smooth safety 3 of a medium sized table

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SPECIAL SKILLS: Can be blown away by a shotgun at close range without dying
 
u shoulda told him to shove his board up his ass

'i wanna breathe smoke'

you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.

you want me to do things to you like the sun and moon, idiot
 
a boarder once said 2 me..

''wats tha hardest thing bout being a skier''

i said ''wat''.

''telling your parents your gay''

i then pulled tha sickest cork 5 and told tha punta to get fucked

 
'can i borrow a pole?'

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
'i blazed with tanner hall once, the only cool trick on skis are those nothing spins he does- the backwards ones'

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
I'm curteous everytime I'm on a long traverse at snowbird and I see a snowboarder struggling to keep momentum, I always stick out my pole and offer a ride, although very few take it

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
one tme this snowboarder was like 'fuckign skiers, theres a reason its called a snowboard park.' i was liek 'actually its called a terrain park bitch' then he was like 'fuck you skier' so then i busted and he shut the fuck up, i ahte shitty snowbaorders...the good ones always seem to ahve respect tho

Write that down.
 
hahaha

Was he wearing one of these?

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i ski with snowboarders all the time. but the ones i ski with are chill.

a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
 
some said to me at times when parks were forbidden to skiers and as i was bleeding after a sick trick :'in your face fucking skier. don't come in our park!'.

if he wasn't on the lifts, i would have kick their asses.

since that, i hate boarders and their stupid slow and easy sport.

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

BUSH WON!!
 
ive heard em say 'why would anybody ski, its stupid and not fun' so im like alrite buddy thats why there so many more skiers than boarders, cause its stupid n not fun, then we didnt let him hit the bowl in the ganjala..

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C'mon out Bart, It's windy
 
and i was ridin with a bunch of sick snowboarders so that made it eve better cause they just laughed at him...

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C'mon out Bart, It's windy
 
I was once told by one of the most respected boarders at my area 'you're not a skier, you're a snowboarder that skis' - this was back when skis weren't allowed in the park, but I was there anyway, and I was the only skier there before opening and after closing fixing jumps and the crappy ditch we used to call a pipe.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
its uncanny- every single snowboarder thats good has been chill and respectful, its only the shitty ones that are gay.

and to whoever was talking about someone cheering for just a 3- i always get more cheers for my really smooth 3's than any other trick, including 7's

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
^so true my brotha'...a fat stalled out, stylie 180 or 3 carries much more steeze than a hucked 9.

I cut in front of a snowboarder right before a hip jump, because he was going to slow, threw a massive 180 with some kinda tweaked grab (stalled out) and he was like 'duuuude, you were like up there, man.' So I sprayed him and rode off. ha

 
hahahahaha that is possibly the gayest thing i have ever heard

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
 
i usually ski with boarders but the are chill...i have had some boarders be like 'u ski?? and do rails? woah'

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VERITAS ET EQUITAS
 
Seems like all the good boarders accept skiers and arn't jerks, and all the wannabe boarders who suck think that they're all that.

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
 
dude i get the 'can i borrow a pole' thing like every day. 7 springs where i ski sometimes is so damn flat at the top its like a half mile before you get to any kind of sufficient incline.

its cool though if you and a border keep whipping each other with the pole, you both keep ur speed up real nice.

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If hate were people, I'd be China.
 
^haha...eyah whoeva said the good ones rnt bad they respect skiers thats true ive neva heard a good boarder say anythin bad about skiers but the horrible ones need to suck themselves

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'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

www.levelgloves.com
 
^yeah. i find that odd how good skiers respect good borders and vise-versa. the shitty ones hate boarders and the shitty boarders hate skiers.

the better you get, the more you realize the only difference between skiers and boarders is one plank Vs. 2 planks

plus skiiers just plain look better

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Just shut up and ski.
 
^yeah that is pretty odd. actually i think its compensation, because if people suck they think they gotta talk shit to be cool, and if they're sick, they just are cool...maybe thats why...

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat.

- misty7

*ninja!* We own the night!
 
hahaha, was there a guy sitting behind a drum set doing the traditional BA DUM CHHHHH

Ski New Jersey
 
snowboarders always tell me my bindings are broken

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
 
yah agreed, the good to great boarders are cool 99% of the time and have respect, but the terrible to mediocore guys who think skiing is gate bashing and making turns down cruisers are huge fuck-holes....

ta
 
my friend was making fun of a snowboarder at school, then the snowboarder wanted to fight so my friend beat the shit out of him, he was bleading everywhere. then theres another skier at my school whos a real badass and hes probably beatin the shit out of alot of snowboarders

 
sometimes urchins give me bad props but they are usually still disgruntled about when the mountain was split in 2 and jonny had to race and risk losing the medal his dad won.

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siggyshmiggy bo-diggy
 
you should have told him no but ill cut that in half for twenty. he would have been like oww my pride :'( and he would have cried.

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
ya most of the snowboarders at my area have respect for the skiers. but there are some who have no clue what there talking about.

 
I was messing around on this mailbox rail trying 270s out and I caught my tips and this snowboarder yelled from the chairlift 'Hey faggot, learn how to ski you fag!'....Then when he got off the chairlift he could barley even stand up then he fell...and I laughed...

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
ive always liked how many snowborders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10 1 to do it and 9 to say 'i can do that'

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
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