Funny Fake Quotes in History

[sammiedee]

There was a thread on this before but I can't find it. It had a bunch of quotes that people didn't really say but make sense for who said it.

Ex: Where the fuck are we?- Christopher Columbus 1492

anyone have any like this or know the old thread? I want to use one as my senior quote

 

[Piste.Off]

from ricky bobby

"America is all about speed, hot, nasty, bad ass speed"-Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[BrewskiJr]

"Let them eat cake." - Marie Antoinette

 

[gabe.]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

 

[gabe.]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

 

[sammiedee]

yeah like this, anyone have any more?

 

[broto]

are you talking about the official oh fuck thread?

 

[Blurst]

I think that you are thinking of the facebook status updates thread.

 

[gus555]

" we're so fucked..." - Leonidas

 

[Blurst]

here is the thread

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/556643/

 

[dex.]

no.. he means THIS thread

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/541388/

 

[broto]

yea.. THAT thread

 

[sammiedee]

definitely this haha thanks +k