Funny Facts Thread

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I just thought someone should make a thread for wierd facts. Post your most random ones.

Mines that you can have long hair, you can have a mustache, and you can wear a pink shirt, but not all three at the same time.

or else that on the clearest night, under ideal conditions, you can see about 4,000 stars with the naked eye.
 
heres a few i remember seeing the other day

Marylin monroe had 6 toes on one foot

and if you eat a small amount of ink periodically over time your eye color will change
 
"Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee. "

Facts contributed by Harvey and Mattman.

 
"p" ist on the left side of the keyboard nor is "y" or "h" or m, fuck dude that's full of letters on the right side of the keyboard
 
like this?

giant_douche.jpg
 
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

thats actually not true, hair just looks like its growing because the skin on the scalp dehydrates and shrinks, revealing hair that was under the surface

there are 80 million sheep in new zealand, and only 4 million people
 
My friend told me that smoking weed does only two things-make you high and rememeber the most random facts ever.

He told me about a dozen of the most random facts ever, like how many pounds per pressure it takes to rip off a human ear and how much velocity a sky diver has 5 seconds after his chute is opened.
 
The highest point in north carolina is Mount Mitchell at 6684 feet. In the march noreaster of 93 it got over 50 inches of fresh. The lowest tempurature ever recorded there was -34 degrees. It is the tallest point in eastern north america. There used to be a ski slope there.
 
The venom in a Daddy Longlegs spider is more poisonous than a

Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their

jaws won't open wide enough.

A pig's

orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

On

average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The

strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

If you

toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like

4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

Only one

person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Mel

Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Humans

and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

The pop

you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting.

101

Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with

both parents who are present and don't die throughout the movie.

The

winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara

Falls froze completely solid.

There's

no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

It's

impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.

Banging

your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Did you

know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a

poisonous spider?

In Minnesota it is illegal

to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

In Indiana it is illegal to

ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic.

Right-handed

people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

A

crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Polar

bears are left-handed.

A

cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Some

lions mate over 50 times a day.

The

average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

A

rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The

shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and

England

in 1896. Zanzibar

surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar

bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Dueling

is legal in Paraguay

as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Donald

Duck comics were banned in Finland

because he doesn't wear pants.

More

people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Stewardesses

is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

Shakespeare

invented the words "assassination" and "bump".

Marilyn

Monroe had six toes.

If you

keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women

blink nearly twice as much as men.

The word

"lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the

word you want.

TYPEWRITER

is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the

keyboard.

If the

population of China

walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of

reproduction.

A snail

can sleep for 3 years.

American

Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served

in first-class.

China has more English speakers than

the United States.

The

electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Vatican City is the

smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size 108.7

acres.

The

longest town name in the world has 167 letters.

You

share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

"I

am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The

longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a

distinct part of DNA.

No

president of the United

States was an only child.

The

Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be

straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or

other emergencies.

The

average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

the bible is the biggest selling publication, although there is now 1 publication that has made more copies than it; the IKEA catalogue.

 
I heard that your eye color never really changes no matter what once you are past your formulative years, it just depends on what color the environmental factors around you such as your clothes are
 
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