Funny death threats?

[babujib]

or threats in general/insults that are rediculous, yesturday i got that im a curtain climbing ankle biting lamp breaking bitch, i couldnt stop laughing so i thought what are some other ones

 

[skijunkiedtm]

my brother calls me an egg sucker

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

this is an un-legit yet legit death threat. i say this because the kid who threatened to kill me meant it. its not legit though because the kid thinks hes a guido, rides a moped around cause the chicks "dig it", smokes cigarellos like hes tough shit, and just because he's that low he tried spitting on me and missed.