Funny Crash

therealjerk

therealjerk

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ok, ive been thinking about this one brutal splat that would be kinda funny to watch. yknow how pollard does those huge (10. ft) air-to-fakies in the pipe? well what if someone did one, leaned too far forward on the landing, and smacked his face right on the deck. ok, not really funny but it would be the first time you saw it. then you would start to think about it.

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That would fucking hurt...ow

im crying thinking about it

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
that would be funny

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

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Sort of happened to me...three years ago I was doing a 7 in blackcombs pipe, and i didnt know what i was doing and I absolutely slammed my jaw on the lip...i have to wear this thing every night that keeps it straight and resets it.

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hehe....i've seen little kids sort of do stuff like that in the pipe...but i respect them bcuz they're probably lookin even better than me in pipe hehe

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i have never fallen on a zero spin in the pipe, but they always look like shit, and i never go big.

~Tom
 
haha, what would really suck is doing an alleyoop with your knees bent so that your tips hit the lip in backscratcher position commin down...

~X~
 
they need to cover the decks of half pipes with pillows and matresses, then i wouldnt be so sore all the time.

 
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