Funny comments continued

Triple_Strum

Triple_Strum

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I am gonna restart the funny comment thread. Post hilarious quotes you've heard people say about freeride or twin tips, etc. Here is mine, just happened yesterday:

Me: Man, is it winter yet? I just wanna ski again.

This guy Trent: yeah, talk about skiing.

Me: are you good? I didn't even know you skied

Trent: good? yeah. I will show you some helicopters and stuff.

HAHA, I am wonderin if he can fly a helicopter or was talking about a 360. Post other fun stuff

'Yeah, I'll get that cleaned up lickity-split. Speaking of lickity-split what do you say you and I meet up later, see what's going on? Just kidding. But seriously, I'm new in town, kinda lonely, looking for my parents..
 
me: Dude, you have two tips on your skis, that's Xtreme (puts arms in an X)

kid: ya, so do you jackass.

me: oh ya, I guess you're right (skiing away backwards)

kid: dude, you're pretty good, I can't even turn with these, I'm gonna go back to my X-Screams. I can throw down with those.

-Pat

WBP|films

Long Live Tim

and

Long Live The King
 
Kid: Dude I wanna get that white hotplate jacket like Jon has

Lonnie: ya, definitly dude, that'd be phat...

Kid: (really really excitedly) YA, I'M GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!1

Lonnie: you should get the pants too...

kid: (even more excited) YA! THAT'D BE SO TIGHT!

Lonnie: then get some mad tricks and learn to fucking ski and you could be just like Jon!

Kid: (pissing his pants excited) YA I'M DEFINITLY GONNA DO THAT, THAT'LL BE SO TIGHT, I BET I COULD DO LIKE 5'S ON THOSE!

-Pat

WBP|films

Long Live Tim

and

Long Live The King
 
Uncle: Haha, Andrew Look, the back tip is for when Steve gets confused on what way he's going.

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gethyped.net | gethyped.net | gethyped.net

'you said you didn't mind my velcro shoes... :( does this mean your gona break up with me?'

- ductapeboy

'fold yourself up and give yourself head,i havet left the house for 3 weeks'

- Lateralis
 
grizzled old liftie: (points to my rossi scratch's) Woah! I see you're riding those red russian rockets!

me: uhhh...yeah.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
 
some guy: you kids with your double-tippers, go back to the U-Ditchy (halfpipe)

yeah, something along those lines... we call our skis and the half pipe that still today.

-The DR.-
 
no there not funny it just shows how stupid some people can be. and homos do not go both ways bisexuals do.

[D][O[M]
 
Sazmo's Dad's instructor friend: Hey Jason, why do you show these instructors one of your flippy spinny things.

-The DR.-
 
IceRider

'cause you sound like an angry rich boy who wants to be ghetto, that's why'

that shit is classic ^^^

'I'm still Ugly'
 
''cause you sound like an angry rich boy who wants to be ghetto, that's why''

fuck that sounds like every kid on this forum

 
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

some guy trying to figure out what the deal was with my 12's.

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
me: your gay

him:shut up asshole

me: no you fuck the asshole!

Sum guy:your an asshole

Me: At least im not that hole ass shit face

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
non ski gabber.

ThePopeShinesMyShoes

EastCoastPride- ''Dude, just remember the Jesus Steeze and you'll be fine because He will be watching over you.''
 
Some guy: Neil, You are a pussy

Me:I am what i eat buddy

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
that wsa funny^

o and sorry...i ment....my skis go both ways...just like bisexuals....wasnt thinkin sorry.

802 Represent

SFHNC

120/1300

(dont mean to copy guys...)
 
dad: Was that a double foward flip? Wait, which way did you go?

me: double back dad, double back.

dad: you went so fast, I couldn't tell

me: that would like defy gravity dad, a double front off that

dad: then how did you land on your face almost

(contorting hands into positions like a skier, trying to figure out how i could land forward on a double back....looking super retarded)

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
my friends dad: what would happen if you put your arms like you were going to do a double full, but you only did a single?

friend: youo'd only do a single...

then my friend and his brother started making fun of their dad so bad....saying all sorts of funny shit and hilarious analogies

these were all at water ramping yesterday. haha.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
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