Funny comebacks

anything followed by "jew" I have nothing against jews, i juat watch too much south park..lol "stupid jew" lmao
 
basically anything from the australian aboriginal swear words section from a book my friend has on swearing....soooo funny. words that mean like large scrotum and vagina nose and the list goes on.
 
NICE COMEBACK!!!

anywho, we were having some thing at school and we named our team the porchmonkeys, it was badass
 
Agree with them. Eventually they will give up. Example:

"Your such a douche."

"I'm such a douche."

Eventually they just give up. I do this to my sister when she gets pissed at me.
 
screaming wrong!!!! then walking away

^

that always works

or

assfuckingdickshitsaucecuntbitchloaf to you to

 
I don't use many insults save the occcasional "that's what she said" or something.

I usually go with something along the lines of: if you don't STFU right this instant I'm gonna punch your heart through the back of your body

or

I'm gonna kill your whole family for that

or

I'm about to cut your head off with a toothbrush

Yeah, something like that.
 
1.) All I hear is blah blah blah I'm a big bitch
2.) If I was half as big of a bitch as you id be a huge bitch
 
dickbag, dickshit, dickass, asspiss, titshit, dwarf fucker, rapist, child molester, so many good ones out there kids!
 
"what the hell is that?"

"what?"

"that stupid fucking look on your face"

we did that for a few straight months for sure

and cum guzzling pillow biter

 
wiener wipe

sweaty indian queef

dink smack

penis tickler

little boy fondler

cromaggot

crofaggot

homoerectus
 
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